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Doctor “This drug might KILL you—but don’t worry about it—it’ll just be a SIDE-effect” https://t.co/1UQqFn8lpk
Your pacemaker operation went well. There were a few nut and bolts left over but we're sure they weren't important #thingsnottosaytoapatient
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A very worrying phrase a MH profess said to me was "you dont look suicidal" Words like these cost lives. Didnt know there is a suicidal look
#ThingsNotToSayToAPatient Btw, your insurance sucks and your job is minimum wage. Have fun paying this bill. https://t.co/hVYRqskwIp
#ThingsNotToSayToAPatient. It's not science until I do it to everyone in the group, now hold still and don't squirm like the others...
I got my degree from the Invisible University!
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Your #money buys more stickers for my #truck 😂 #ThingsNotToSayToAPatient 🤓#thisishappening #Stickers #TruckArt #art #OnlyOnTwitter
#Politik ist #Lyrik, wenn man sie zu "lesen" weiß... Ein #Gedanke der mir beim Arbeiten an einer #Essay gerade kam #ThingsNotToSayToAPatient
We use the Bundy method at this psycho hospital (crow bar) Patient ready to have their arms and legs amputated #ThingsNotToSayToAPatient
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You're a registered organ donor, right?
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OMG! That's disgusting! You must be so freaked out right now!
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Damn! I've never seen anything like that before!
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I'm not that kind of doctor.
Was I wearing my watch before the op? #ThingsNotToSayToAPatient
So to be honest a lot of #medicine is just #experimentation. It's like #university and my #sexuality really. #ThingsNotToSayToAPatient
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