#ThinkTelestial - Twitter Hashtag

about 2 years ago

@VoteTrevorLee #ThinkTelestial "We saw the glory of the telestial...These are they who are liars, and adulterers, and whoremongers, and whosoever loves and makes a lie." (D&C 76). This is the Trump world—"suited to the laws they have chosen and can comfortably 'abide.'" (Pres. Dallin Oaks).

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Søren Simonsen @SorenSimonsen

about 2 years ago

@LDSMormon #ThinkTelestial "We saw the glory of the telestial...These are they who are liars, and sorcerers, and adulterers, and whoremongers, and whosoever loves and makes a lie." (D&C 76).

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Crumbl Clairvoyant ☮🌊🌈🏳️‍🌈 @rachelguz

over 2 years ago

@shesbonky I'm going to burn in a fire and then end up with King Tut and Satan #thinktelestial

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Alex McMurray @fepacommish

over 2 years ago

@KirtonMcBonky @seagulljaap @jhelquist @TannerNotPaler Haha, right? Telestial for the win! No planet real estate deals for us, but we'll have a blast down here. 😈🎉 #ThinkTelestial

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bonky • exmo priestess @KirtonMcBonky

over 2 years ago

The way exmo twitter absolutely destroyed @TannerNotPaler today was a delight. I was cackling so loudly at one point that a Target employee asked what was so funny. Tan-Man will have a lot of material to bring up as the key witness for my Jesus-Jury. #ThinkTelestial

KirtonMcBonky's tweet photo. The way exmo twitter absolutely destroyed @TannerNotPaler today was a delight. I was cackling so loudly at one point that a Target employee asked what was so funny.

Tan-Man will have a lot of material to bring up as the key witness for my Jesus-Jury.

#ThinkTelestial https://t.co/PguB14249x

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Eternity of Cats @EternityofCats

almost 3 years ago

If everyone masturbates at least once and doesn't repent, and we all read Come As You Are by Emily Nagoski, we will all be together in the telestial kingdom with the knowledge of human sexuality to (eventually) have ecstatic pleasure despite the TK smoothie. #thinktelestial

bonky • exmo priestess @KirtonMcBonky

almost 3 years ago

@DarthCydiouss Much like fetch, it's time to make #thinktelestial happen.

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aaaAAAaaa @AngelicScreech

almost 3 years ago

Fuck, where do I start? I’ve masturbated so many times I’m surprised I’m not blind most of the time to pornography. Premarital sex. Premarital sex while on drugs and watching porn. Alcohol. All manner of drugs. Mock god every chance I get. Anti-Mormon podcast. I #thinktelestial

Sid @DarthCydiouss

almost 3 years ago

I drink coffee, say “fuck” just a whole fuckton, volunteer work North Koreans to teach them English, go to Kpop concerts on Sundays, support women and teach them how to heal trauma, and watch R-rated movies. I #thinktelestial

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Intelligent and Sad Monkey Tautavelman @tautavelman

almost 3 years ago

@_Cultch @knightofscience I have it on good source that there will be Italian espresso machines in the TK. That alone is enough reason for me to #thinktelestial.

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Sid @DarthCydiouss

almost 3 years ago

I drink coffee, say “fuck” just a whole fuckton, volunteer work North Koreans to teach them English, go to Kpop concerts on Sundays, support women and teach them how to heal trauma, and watch R-rated movies. I #thinktelestial

bonky • exmo priestess @KirtonMcBonky

almost 3 years ago

@DarthCydiouss Much like fetch, it's time to make #thinktelestial happen.

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