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Me: “I cannot make you a smoothie while simultaneously helping you wash your hands. I am only one person.”
Three-year-old: “But you have two hands.”
#thisisthree #toddlerlogic #momfail
Sister knows there is a hand sign for “I Love You” and alllll of me hopes she always uses 🖐️ instead #downsyndromeawarenessmonth #downsyndrome #downsyndromeawareness #seeme #sister #auntsunny #iloveyou #thisisthree #byeeeee
3-year-old: Let’s play The Sauce Game!
Me: I don’t think I know that game…
3-year-old: Mommy, you will love it!! First, name a sauce.
Me: Uh…barbecue sauce?
3-year-old, bouncing up and down with delight: YOU WIN!!!
Me: You’re right. This game is phenomenal.
#thisisthree
Me: “It’s pretty silly to poop in a diaper and not a potty.”
3-year-old: “It would be sillier if the poopy had eyes and a nose and a mouth. And it weared people-clothes.”
Me: …
Her: “And had a little voice that said, ‘Hi! Hi, everybody!’”
#thisisthree
Me: Should we potty-train you this summer?
Q: No. This summer I would like to pick apples from the trees and put them into little baskets.
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Happy, little birthday girl!
#thisisthree
So the boy climbs on me and reeks of peanut butter.
Me: ***** were you sneaking peanut butter??
The boy: Mom, I AM peanut butter.
#ThisIsThree #Threenager #ParentingWithLit
Alice Elizabeth has a little message for everyone! 🤣 #cutenessoverload #kids #AliceElizabeth #stapletonhome #fun #reelsfb #ValentinesDay #lovealways #thisisthree #fourtomorrow
Tree time and a trip to Santa! Not bad for two people with tonsillitis! Love this age #thisisthree #newhomeforchristmas #luckymummy
Happy Birthday Mads! #thisisthree
Happy third birthday to our favorite girl, Elle Caroline Hartley. You are full of love, kindness, freshness, a great aim when you throw anything (including rocks), and you are we love you so very much. #ellehartley #perfection #thisisthree #HappyBirthday #love
Dinner date with my main man (yes, in his PJ Masks costume 🤷♀️) on our way to #bfairfax at @Win_Spartans boys soccer under the lights! Let’s goooo! #mymomistheAD @FWSU #thisisthree @vpasports @NFHS_Org @NIAAA9100
Avery just said that when Jasper gets older he’s going to have a sparkly, star shaped penis that lights up a room. #thisisthree
Hungry hippos except in this version I’m not allowed to win any of the balls and the game is stalled as blue hippo won’t give any of them up #thisisthree
Joy asked for a banana for breakfast. I bring her one and ask if I can open it for her (if you have a toddler you know this is an important step lol) I open it to her liking and she refuses it because she wants a banana that’s yellow in the middle, not white. #ThisIsThree 😂
Me: I love you so much baby.
Charley: Thanks Mama, back to the moon?
Me: Yes baby, back to the moon. 🥰💖
Charley: Yeah, I love me so big too.
Me: 🫥🫥🫥
#momlife #toddlerlife #thisisthree
Well there’s no doubt he’s a Davidson
1st night of soft paperweight lasted 10 min until there was rules to be followed. Then it became “I no wear gloves, I no listen to coach” haha
Didn’t even make it out of the parking lot
#laxlife #lacrosse #thisisthree
On the way home from kid pickup, we passed a car with, like, a sticker of socks on the outside of a window. I pointed that out to the kids and asked what they would choose for our window.
"A butt!" said The Girl.
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