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Donald Trump was unhinged again today at his Johnstown, Pennsylvania rally. Let’s recap it: He showed up late. Again. He has zero respect for these people. JD Vance is nowhere to be found. Why doesn't he want to campaign with his running mate? Weird. People in the crowd, teenagers and elderly folks, are wearing brand new hard hats. They’re holding signs saying “fight, fight, fight.” Looks totally like non-violent programming. He had issues saying “Venezuela,” “come,” “great,” “does,” “barricades,” and he butchered two people’s names that he was introducing. Stable genius, he is not. He cries about the media and not being able to “use sarcasm.” Donald Trump doesn’t know what that word means. He’s bragging about RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard endorsing him. It’s not a flex, old man. He said the word “progressive sounds so good.” Weird. He whines that Democrats never talk about the American flag. We do. We laugh at you people totally b@stardizing it by turning it into shoes and bed sheets. He says he’s going to imprison people for a year who burn the flag. So much for upholding the 1st Amendment. He whined that the Democratic Party needs to “change its name” to “Democrat" because he doesn't like it. He cried that nobody listens to him when he says that countries are emptying their prisons into our country. Gee. Wonder why? He called us “a drug-infested nation.” This is a new way to disparage us. He said CNN’s Dana Bash “is so nasty.” He praised her in the past few rallies for being "fair" to him. Donald Trump just said he’d solve the drug problem “in one week.” How TF does anyone believe this man? He’s crying that she’s beating him in the polls. He claims that people won’t vote for her when they find out her dad is a Marxist. He says he loves people in a baby voice. It was super weird. My skin is crawling. He talks about women in the crowd who follow him around the country are “very wealthy” and their “husbands allow them” to tag along after him. He talks about Biden and Harris being incompetent because people died in Afghanistan. 45 soldiers died in Afghanistan under Trump. He’s whining about Biden a lot. He misses him dearly. He’s crying that people say that he rambles…as he’s literally rambling… He said English professors say that he’s brilliant at telling stories. I snort laughed. Surprised he didn’t say that they have tears in their eyes. He’s back to Afghanistan again claiming we "left Americans behind and nobody knows what happened to them.” Donald is a deeply senile man. He tried to do an Afghani accent. He failed miserably, as you could expect. He claimed that we had airplane landing strips that are “8 feet deep.” Uh. He’s babbling about listening to Elvis and Elton John with the Gold Star families. He claimed that the soldiers who died in Afgahnistan are “the loves of our lives.” Why hasn’t he visited the 45 who died under him? He’s whining that the media is talking about how he used the dead soliders for PR. He blamed President Biden for the media coverage (funny, because he keeps claiming Biden isn't working and that he's sleeping on the beach). He’d pay to have less media coverage. This may be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. That narcissist live without attention. He claims he knows “everything about” the soliders that died. WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF!?!?!?! His cope about the Arlington incident is VILE. He used a baby voice to say he’s looking foward to debate VP Harris. He’s lying. He’s terrified. He thinks VP Harris will be “wearing a MAGA cap” soon. Bro’s mind is mashed potatoes. He said “we should blow them out.” Yikes. He said he had a “beautiful life” prior to running for office. His wife won’t even sleep in the same bed as him. Again with the dog whistle that we won’t have a country if he loses. He’s talking about “tic tac toe boards on” people’s “foreheads.” Da fuq is this escaped mental patient trying to say? He called VP Harris and POTUS “pathetic.” That might be the biggest projection yet. He’s crying about AK-47s and AR-15s. Funny from the man who didn't GAF about kids getting gunned down in schools. He said cops are losing their cars, wives, and pensions because they “talk rough” to criminals. Uh. No. He said “everything she’s touched has turned to shit” about VP Harris. Weird, because the saying is “ETTD.” He says Melania tells him not to swear and then he cries about how he loves to. He’s whining about the fracking thing again. He said that if Pennsylvania doesn’t have fracking then they “don’t have a commonwealth.” He’s babbling about Winston Churchill’s helmet? WHAT? He said that Germany is “building a coal plant a week.” Not true. He implies that Byron Donald is one of the smart Black people. VILE MAN. Some random came on the stage and claimed that “the technology isn’t there” for EVs. The rando claimed we’d have to cover “2/3 of the country” to power them. He said that the worldwide “war on energy” is out of control. Where does Donald find these clowns? He claims President Biden has “no IQ.” Funny coming from a man who, amazingly, is dumber than George W. Bush. He’s bragging about getting along with Putin, Xi, and Kim Jong Un and says “it’s a good thing.” No, kissing our enemies’ asses is not a good thing. He claims Harris “doesn’t give a damn about you.” His projection is seriously off the charts today. It’s amazing that the people who write the speeches he’s reading actually believe this. He claims that Harris wants to “outlaw” gas trucks and cars. Nope. He weirdly thinks that VP Harris “wants Washington” to tell people what medicine they should take and which treatments they should have. He said that VP Harris doesn’t respect anyone. Funny from a man who insults everyone he dislikes and can’t be bothered to show up on time at his rallies. He’s claiming that teenagers are being “cut to shreds” by gang members. He claims again that VP Harris doesn’t care about sex crimes with minors…again, she made an entire department in California to deal with child sex crimes. Meanwhile, he was hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein. He claims that he has the crowd’s “best interest at heart.” That man has only ever cared about himself. He said “we love warriors, that’s what we need.” More violent dog whistles. He claimed Congressman Mike Kelly “is not that pretty to look at.” He really needs to look in the mirror. He then weirdly said he doesn’t want to see Mike without a shirt. Uh. Was this on the table? He praises some dude named Bob and babbles about golf. He’s mad that Bob is filming him instead of “listening to every word.” Donald is a stereotypical narcissist. He brings up two Puerto Ricans on stage because “it will be good for the Puerto Rican vote” and claims that “every Puerto Rican is going to vote for Trump.” A guy with neck tattoos says that Trump was the “best president that we've ever seen.” Hard to take him seriously. The other guy comes up and reads from a speech saying that he likes that Donald tells it like it is. I remember when Donald threw paper towels at Puerto Ricans. He praises his friend Steve Witkoff, another dude who has had a whole bunch of lawsuits filed against him. He claims that Harris will bring in 100 million criminals and mental patients if she’s elected. Seriously, the only mental patient I'd love to have deported is him. He claims we’re not energy independent right now. We are. Guy who added $8 trillion to our debt and bankrupted multiple casinos said he’s going to bring down our debt. Funny AF. He said he’s not gonna allow foreigners to take our jobs…meanwhile, his Trump Media company begged to get special treatment to bring a man from Macedonia to work for them.  Epic hypocrisy. He claims that the UAW is building massive plants for China. Uh.... Methinks he's lying here. He’s touting his proposed trade and tarrif war with China. Because that didn’t totally eff us the first time. He’s bragging about deregulation. Make Cancer Clusters Great Again.🙄 He’s whining that VP Harris stole his “no tax on tips” idea when he stole it from Ron Paul and Democrats in the first place. This part always makes me laugh. He’s once again pushing his decision to have the government pay for IVF (treatments cost between $15k-30k). Can we call him a Marxist yet? He’s ressurecting the “you won’t be able to say Merry Christmas” hoax again. The desperation here is sad. He claims tourists who go to see the Washington Monument “get stabbed.” He’s so sweaty that it looks like his nose is running. I want to hurl looking at him. I’m pretty sure he thinks the Iron Dome is an actual dome made out of iron. He claimed "every day will be filled with joy and opportunity and hope.” He can’t come up with his own campaign slogans. I mean, he co-opted "America First" from the KKK and the Nazis. People look like they’re falling asleep. People left early. And I'm so glad this old mofo stopped talking. - Is the media gonna talk about any of this or nah? I'm so tired of them failing to even bother to attempt to do their jobs. I won't shed a tear when any of them go under.