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The female turtle turns to the male turtle and says, "Why did the turtle cross the road?" The male turtle shrugs. She grins and replies, "To get to the shell station!" π’π€£π¦
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$TURTLE got a nice floor and riding the waves! #COWABUNGA π₯·π’π₯
Question, what did the taco say to Michelangelo?
I like your shell ππ€£π€ͺ #turtletalk #turtlejokes #turtleclub
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Lonesome George may run the show, but that doesn't mean he can't have a good laugh! π
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Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station! π’π£οΈ #TurtleJokes #PunFun
πΈ A visit with Zoo to You at @ColemanCareCtr in #Barrie
#VillageLife #LongTermCare
Helped this dinosaur across the road today! Sheβs probably crossed hundreds of roads in her life, but didnβt want this to be its last! π’
@WhipClyburn I am glad you are serious about working for SC & our country Whip!
#TurtleJokes! π
I know many turtles who are not fond of being compared to #MitchMcConnell! π
And, that ain't a joke!
@sarenelesliexo @chaaaweeee Just give Lorraine a few drinks and she will soon come out of her βshellβ π π #TurtleJokes #Kowabunga
Wasted about 3 hours at the crosswalk today. Sheesh! Get a moving, slowpoke. #TurtleJokes
Q: What do you call a turtle whoβs occupation is a chef?
A: a slow cooker
Happy weekend! #boxturtle #turtlejokes #savetheturtles #savetheworld
Back with the #turtlejokes
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
- Shell-shocked
#TurtleTuesday #SDIdivers #diveSDI π·@diveidp
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@TorrensJonathan Some people need to learn to come out of their shell. #turtlejokes
Who's ready for more #turtlejokes for #turtletuesday Ready or not here they come! π· @ser.uwp
#TurtleTuesday #turtletime #turtle #turtlepower #SDIdivers #scubalife #scubadiving #scubalifestyle #scubadiver #scuba #scubadive #scubalife #scubasquad #scu⦠https://t.co/BJWOeOxZon
It's #turtletuesday and we're back with some #turtlejokes - What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
- Shell-arious ones!
π· @scubapro
#TurtleTuesday #turtletime #turtle #turtlepower #SDIdivers #scubalife #scubadiving #scubalifestyle #scubadiver #scub⦠https://t.co/APJFiULoLa
Today is #WorldTurtleDay. Hopefully, you don't get stuck behind any slow golfers this summer! #TurtleJokes
@PacificWhale What do turtles like to do on their birthday?
Throw a SHELLEBRATION!
#turtlejokes
#turtletown
@ShubenacadieSam It would be 'shell'fish of us to not share Andrew and his knowledge! :P #turtlejokes LS
Squirtle here. I'm sorry I've been offline for a while, but I started walking toward my computer last week and I just got here. #turtlejokes
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