Top Tweets for #Turtlejokes

Florida Keys Resorts @FlaKeysResorts

about 2 years ago

The female turtle turns to the male turtle and says, "Why did the turtle cross the road?" The male turtle shrugs. She grins and replies, "To get to the shell station!" 🐢🤣🦖 #Turtlejokes #KeyWestTurtles #IslandLife #TurtleKraals

FlaKeysResorts's tweet photo. The female turtle turns to the male turtle and says, "Why did the turtle cross the road?" The male turtle shrugs. She grins and replies, "To get to the shell station!" 🐢🤣🦖

#Turtlejokes #KeyWestTurtles #IslandLife #TurtleKraals https://t.co/JjburJenGe

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Ninja Turtles @ETHNinjaTurtle

over 2 years ago

$TURTLE got a nice floor and riding the waves! #COWABUNGA 🥷🐢🔥 Question, what did the taco say to Michelangelo? I like your shell 😆🤣🤪 #turtletalk #turtlejokes #turtleclub https://t.co/L5fKYgStXQ

ETHNinjaTurtle's tweet photo. $TURTLE got a nice floor and riding the waves! #COWABUNGA 🥷🐢🔥
Question, what did the taco say to Michelangelo?
I like your shell 😆🤣🤪 #turtletalk #turtlejokes #turtleclub

https://t.co/L5fKYgStXQ https://t.co/QkNq7Amfp2

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Enchanted Creatures Club @ECClubNFT

over 3 years ago

Lonesome George may run the show, but that doesn't mean he can't have a good laugh! 😆 #TurtleJokes #EnchantedGalapagos #FreeMint #NFT

ECClubNFT's tweet photo. Lonesome George may run the show, but that doesn't mean he can't have a good laugh! 😆

#TurtleJokes #EnchantedGalapagos #FreeMint #NFT https://t.co/yMl5gzEfKA

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Schlegel Villages @SchlegelVillage

over 3 years ago

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station! 🐢🛣️ #TurtleJokes #PunFun 📸 A visit with Zoo to You at @ColemanCareCtr in #Barrie #VillageLife #LongTermCare

SchlegelVillage's tweet photo. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station! 🐢🛣️ #TurtleJokes #PunFun

📸 A visit with Zoo to You at @ColemanCareCtr in #Barrie

#VillageLife #LongTermCare https://t.co/xkfO80Vh5W

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Kayla Lyon @kayla4Iowa

about 6 years ago

Awwww snap! #Turtlejokes 🐢

Dustin Eighmy @ISU_EIGHMY

about 6 years ago

Helped this dinosaur across the road today! She’s probably crossed hundreds of roads in her life, but didn’t want this to be its last! 🐢

ISU_EIGHMY's tweet photo. Helped this dinosaur across the road today! She’s probably crossed hundreds of roads in her life, but didn’t want this to be its last! 🐢 https://t.co/YXeBngJgCS

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Lance Link Resists 🙈🙉🙊 @LancelotLinkSpy

about 7 years ago

@WhipClyburn I am glad you are serious about working for SC & our country Whip! #TurtleJokes! 😂 I know many turtles who are not fond of being compared to #MitchMcConnell! 😉 And, that ain't a joke!

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James Morrison P&D @Jameso1989

about 7 years ago

@sarenelesliexo @chaaaweeee Just give Lorraine a few drinks and she will soon come out of her ‘shell’ 🐚 😂 #TurtleJokes #Kowabunga

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Darin Johnson @DJ_DarinJohnson

about 7 years ago

Wasted about 3 hours at the crosswalk today. Sheesh! Get a moving, slowpoke. #TurtleJokes

DJ_DarinJohnson's tweet photo. Wasted about 3 hours at the crosswalk today. Sheesh! Get a moving, slowpoke. #TurtleJokes https://t.co/AMOF9OWM3N

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Wildlife Epidemiology Lab at IL @WildlifeEpiLab

over 7 years ago

Q: What do you call a turtle who’s occupation is a chef? A: a slow cooker Happy weekend! #boxturtle #turtlejokes #savetheturtles #savetheworld

WildlifeEpiLab's tweet photo. Q: What do you call a turtle who’s occupation is a chef?
A: a slow cooker

Happy weekend! #boxturtle #turtlejokes #savetheturtles #savetheworld https://t.co/5o7e3vjcXQ

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SDI Divers @SDIdivers

over 7 years ago

Back with the #turtlejokes How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted? - Shell-shocked #TurtleTuesday #SDIdivers #diveSDI 📷@diveidp #turtletime #turtle #turtlepower #scubalife #scubadiving #scubalifestyle #scubadiver #scuba #scubadive #scubali… https://t.co/UGr7Z1Sx93

SDIdivers's tweet photo. Back with the #turtlejokes
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
- Shell-shocked
#TurtleTuesday #SDIdivers #diveSDI 📷@diveidp

#turtletime #turtle #turtlepower #scubalife #scubadiving #scubalifestyle #scubadiver #scuba #scubadive #scubali… https://t.co/UGr7Z1Sx93 https://t.co/JsSLV9ZmiU

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Devon Posthumus @DPosthumus1

about 8 years ago

@TorrensJonathan Some people need to learn to come out of their shell. #turtlejokes

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SDI Divers @SDIdivers

about 8 years ago

Who's ready for more #turtlejokes for #turtletuesday Ready or not here they come! 📷 @ser.uwp #TurtleTuesday #turtletime #turtle #turtlepower #SDIdivers #scubalife #scubadiving #scubalifestyle #scubadiver #scuba #scubadive #scubalife #scubasquad #scu… https://t.co/BJWOeOxZon

SDIdivers's tweet photo. Who's ready for more #turtlejokes for #turtletuesday Ready or not here they come! 📷 @ser.uwp
#TurtleTuesday #turtletime #turtle #turtlepower #SDIdivers #scubalife #scubadiving #scubalifestyle #scubadiver #scuba #scubadive #scubalife #scubasquad #scu… https://t.co/BJWOeOxZon https://t.co/YECgCAWULt

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SDI Divers @SDIdivers

about 8 years ago

It's #turtletuesday and we're back with some #turtlejokes - What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell? - Shell-arious ones! 📷 @scubapro #TurtleTuesday #turtletime #turtle #turtlepower #SDIdivers #scubalife #scubadiving #scubalifestyle #scubadiver #scub… https://t.co/APJFiULoLa

SDIdivers's tweet photo. It's #turtletuesday and we're back with some #turtlejokes - What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
- Shell-arious ones!
📷 @scubapro
#TurtleTuesday #turtletime #turtle #turtlepower #SDIdivers #scubalife #scubadiving #scubalifestyle #scubadiver #scub… https://t.co/APJFiULoLa https://t.co/HSFsYMMvp7

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Michael Murakami @MichaelMurakami

about 9 years ago

@CoachSy ...did he drop it while trying to take a "shellfie"? #TurtleJokes

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Freedom Golf @FGA4Golf

about 9 years ago

Today is #WorldTurtleDay. Hopefully, you don't get stuck behind any slow golfers this summer! #TurtleJokes

FGA4Golf's tweet photo. Today is #WorldTurtleDay. Hopefully, you don't get stuck behind any slow golfers this summer! #TurtleJokes https://t.co/CGnelv7G65

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Real Kids' Jokes @RealKidsJokes

about 10 years ago

@PacificWhale What do turtles like to do on their birthday? Throw a SHELLEBRATION! #turtlejokes #turtletown

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Rua Macmillan @ruamacmillan

over 10 years ago

Rocking sets from @ClaireHastings1 band and @SarahHayes_ at Cottier tonight!! #turtlejokes

ruamacmillan's tweet photo. Rocking sets from @ClaireHastings1 band and @SarahHayes_ at Cottier tonight!! #turtlejokes https://t.co/sMHqPI1Hoc

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MNH Naturalists @MNH_Naturalists

over 10 years ago

@ShubenacadieSam It would be 'shell'fish of us to not share Andrew and his knowledge! :P #turtlejokes LS

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Squirtle @Squirt_DaTurt

over 10 years ago

Squirtle here. I'm sorry I've been offline for a while, but I started walking toward my computer last week and I just got here. #turtlejokes

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NinjaStarz Offical 🔞 @ninjastarz69

almost 11 years ago

#BirthdayJokes #JustForFun #TurtleJokes #NinjaLuv https://t.co/sDiZEEjwg0 @ZomvC4 @Nikki_Night @insideabbey @Freak77Show @lilmissyxxx @ob1k2

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