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24 hours is too short but I always love making time for my parents! โค๏ธ I wonder if our kids would do the same when I am in a care home someday! ๐คฃ#Alzheimers #TypicalMorning #ProGolfer #HappyDad #GBGC โณ๏ธ
Had a freshman message a coach this morning he was walking to school and would be a little late to track practice. So like we tell them every day, we will get you here if you communicate. He was given a ride. #typicalmorning #lifelessons #UTD #OTOTOF
4:54 AM, the time the newscast went off the tracks. #TypicalMorning Wake up with us and enjoy some laughs on #CBS3 and https://t.co/zU2SFcnswO
I get a FB message in a foreign lang. & have to google "What language has an O with a strikethrough?" Fingers crossed, I put the message into translate from Norwegian &... success! So, using translate, I'm chatting with a reader who wants more books in Norway. #typicalmorning
Iโve been at work for 1 hour and 20 minutes and a patient has already called me a bitch ๐
My coworker yells in defense for me โBITCHES DONT GIVE YOU PILLOWSโ ๐
#ERNurse #TypicalMorning #SheThoughtSheOffendedMe ๐
As requested by @JellyRelish ๐๐#typicalmorning #pickyourpoison #icedcoffeeforever #goodmorning
@MrsBoudreau @heathermlister @jzimnycricket "Do kids even use the library anymore?" Sure looks like it! #typicalmorning @ChestertonHS #SchoolLibraryMonth
When your daily Facebook Live gets taken over by a singing leprechaun and you lose it! This is after a viewer told โฆ@MattPellmanโฉ he looks like a cross between Barry Manilow and a leprechaun. โฆ@davidmurphy6abcโฉ showed us what that would sound like! โฆ@6abcโฉ
My 9-year-old this morning: (singing) ๐ถ โIโm naaaaaaked!โ
Me: โShouldnโt you have progressed by now?โ
9yo: ๐ถ โNooOOOooo!โ
9yo: ๐ถ โI donโt even know what that meeeeeeansโ
So I defined progressed & told him to get his clothes on ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ #typicalmorning #parenting
#TypicalMorning
8:00 Grant writing
8:20 Twitter
9:30 Grant writing
9:40 LinkedIn
10:10 Grant writing
10:30 Phone calls
12:00 Lunch
Good morning โ๏ธ
#typicalmorning #canyoukeepup ๐คช
#hike #run #gym #knockingthemdown #foodporn #selfie #sohot #lazereyes #move #mygym #metime #avocado #toast #egg #overeasy #hawaiiโฆ https://t.co/EpTFizehJs
@FixMetroMDT @IRideMDT this is stupid. Going south bound stuck on the table at 730 in the morning #Ridiculous #typicalmorning #whosleadingthemice #firealicebravo
Election results got me heated so naturally Iโm ranting about my racist neighbors to my roommate while in my towel #typicalmorning
When @SierraFranks11 looks like one of those dogs that pose on Twitter. @DemiPowers #legacy #typicalmorning
#MorningHandy turned into morning #blowjob, then to #MorningSex and then morning lickage โ lots of Os all around! ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐
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Hope there are no children in the next room, or boy are they getting educated! ๐๐ฅ๐๐ป
#TypicalMorning #HotSex #HotelSex #TimeForLunch
5 year old: Mommy are we on time? I don't want to be late, I want to be early!
Me: Remember when I asked you 5 times to get ready, and another 10 times to get your shoes on, and you ignored me? Yup, we're late.
5: *cries*
Me: *cries*
#TypicalMorning #MomLife
My alarm went off at 7:30, I got up at 8, I have coffee in my system, I read a book, and I'm finally awake. #howiroll #typicalmorning
Nothing beats when your landlord decides to watch you spread duo pasta on your bread, and you know he lowkey judging. #typicalmorning
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