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Why do venture capitalists always carry umbrellas? Because they're always looking for the next big rainmaker! ☔️💰 #VCjokes #startuphumor
BANKER: So you'd like a loan to start an all-Marsupial fighting championship?
ME: Yes, I will call it Mortal Wombat.
BANKER:
ME:
BANKER: I'm in.
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@foundrygroup @sether @editoremacb @NewBuildersBook I'm proud of @sether and he isn't even my Partner, Generally. Well, I guess he is in a more Limited form.
When the VCs ask you why you are the right team for your idea? 😅
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The funniest variation that I read today 😀
“Tuhadi Valuation Valuation
Saadi Valuation Bubble!”
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Escuchando la canción "Angels" de Robbie Williams 😬, me he dado cuenta de en realidad es una oda a la liquidación preferente 🥸
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Trying to convince MS Word that CACulations is not a typo #vcjokes
OH from a fellow venture capitalist:
“Thinking about retiring. I’m giving my 10 year notice.”
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So ... we have @SurveyMonkey, @Mailchimp and @ReportGorilla. I'm now registering my new startups SocialOrangutang, NewsGibbon, and PodLemur. They're strictly Primate Equity. #startuphumour #VCjokes
Genius at work here. #vcjokes
This is the ideal blog post. You may not like it, but this is what peak VC content marketing looks like.
Here are six reasons why it's so good
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Some tech jokes to destress after RSA:
What do you call two unemployed friends?
A podcast.
How about 3 friends?
A startup
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"I don't need your SaaS right now" #VCjokes
Me - what pain are you solving?
#entrepreneur - sir, of you having raised new fund to invest in #startup. #VC #indianstartup #lol #vcjokes
At least with #Powerball you only have to wait three days to realize you're holding worthless paper...
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