#WhyImAwake - Twitter Hashtag

Paige the unicorn💜 @paigetahunicorn

almost 3 years ago

@s8n #whyimawake

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PaganChild @PaganChild

about 5 years ago · North Carolina

Several yrs ago my jaw was broken. It still causes pain every now and then. #WhyImAwake

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Heather R. Walker, Ph.D. @Heather_RoseW

over 6 years ago

Me: seems like I should drink some juice to prevent a low blood glucose tonight. Husband: yeah, probably. Both of us: fall asleep because we’re tired and already in bed. Me: [wakes up with low glucose two hours later....] [face palm] #whyImAwake

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🤠Partner🤠 @TheBigLizbian

almost 8 years ago

Also if men are a boobs or a butt kind of dude what are women? Dad bod or ripped, scrawny or ripped, length or girth? Like what is our comparison? #whyimawake

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🤠Partner🤠 @TheBigLizbian

almost 8 years ago

How many people who were spanked as kids enjoy being spanked in bed? #whyimawake

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Emily C. Dooley @eDooleyNoted

almost 8 years ago

Why was the Breakfast Club not called the Lunch Club? That’s literally the meal they had. #whyImAwake

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Golden-treaded Rootling of the Eastern Slope @Avonelle

about 8 years ago

For years, we’ve had a mockingbird outside who meows at the cats. Now he has a friend; the cats and birds yell back and forth at each other. #WhyImAwake

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erin🧚🏼 @erinmariee4

over 8 years ago

Plants have the ability to reconstruct subway routes in a faster, more efficient way than Japan has😳😳😳😳 #whyimawake

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Emily Green @ohhey_emily

over 8 years ago

Lying awake again....How many bottles does a new mom need? Formula? What kind? Who’s going to be my florist for the wedding? Where is this money coming from? I need to pick up over time. I’m too lazy to pick up over time. #whyimawake

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