Top Tweets for #YouCouldn
@EricLDaugh To make life cheaper for Americans from the consequences of the tariffs he imposed. What an absolute genius you have for a president #youcouldn’tmakeitup
“It’s little wonder that 93 per cent of car-related crimes went unsolved in Essex last year. The local officers are too busy policing journalists’ tweets to police their streets”
#youcouldn’tmakeitup
https://t.co/Me0hV23y4W
@FifeRight14 @RedMags60 In 'Gender Land' lesbian has been redefined to mean 'non men' attracted to 'non men'
As endorsed by the beloved former gay rights charity StonewallUk
#YouCouldn'tMakeItUp
The mass sacking of careworkers by carehomes today, will lead to mass exodus of staff not sacked because they will doing the work of the sacked as well as the unsacked.
#istandwithcareworkers
#youcouldn'tmakethisup
Pipeline for Woodside's $16 billion Scarborough LNG project off the WA coast gets ministerial approval https://t.co/OtrM0A6Bhk
@calvinrobinson Imagine using a man who pointed a gun into a pregnant woman’s stomach, as his associates trashed her home, as the inspiration for women’s underwear.
#YouCouldn’tMakeItUp
The cost of clothing, hair & make-up probably have something to do with the logistics of making Priti up? #YouCouldn’tMakeHerUp #PritiPatelsEyebrows
"#Acropolis flooded": First time in 2500 years due to cement paths (videos) #youcouldn’tmakeitup
https://t.co/v60u9ENX35
#Government #corruption Very clearly and movingly put by #DanCarden. Guess who is the anti corruption head? Dodo Hardings husband. #youcouldn'tmakeitup #Tory #corruption #stinks
The Irish charity looking for money to help blind people would actually save a lot of money if they did the research first instead of sending people out letters in formats that they can’t read. #YouCouldn’tMakeItUp
@HackneyAbbott Is this tweet real? Diane Abbott complaining about misinformation #Youcouldn'tmakeitup.
@SeanHorganKerry @markdix37886116 My most memorable time doing this Seán was visiting the EAS in Custume Barracks a few years ago - stopped off at the local Tesco for scones and was greeted in the car-park by an escaped wolf from the circus! Best excuse ever for being late to a meeting! #YouCouldn'tMakeItUp 😂
@joedouglive @MrTomChaplin @thistoomustpass @lukeybarnesy @LiveTheatre @maxluke4 Well, well. Someone once said he’d snuck in one night to see it tho I always thought it was his doppelgänger, but maybe #YouCouldn’tMakeItUp
#youcouldn’thaveknown
Miss a pen, concede just before HT after our only striker goes off injured, and now concede a pen early in the second after we have a goal disallowed for offside by the Lino #youcouldn’tmakethisstuffup #itsbrentfordinnit 🙈🙈🙈🐝🐝🐝 #BREMIL
I probably can't outrace you now but when I was 17 and had just purchased beer with fake ID I did a great job. #copolitics #YouCouldn'tFindMe
Ask nicely and we will even turn on our lights when we race! (Who are we kidding; that's gonna happen no matter what!)
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