#YourBestOpeningLine - Twitter Hashtag

almost 7 years ago

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Chris Holmes @shearluc

almost 7 years ago

#YourBestOpeningLine Can I get you a Drunk?

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Brice Noble

@StoicBrice

almost 7 years ago

I'm already potty trained #YourBestOpeningLine

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Neil Lowenthal @NeilLowenthal1

almost 7 years ago

#YourBestOpeningLine "You just met the first guy who's made having gout incredibly sexy."

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Neil Lowenthal @NeilLowenthal1

almost 7 years ago

#YourBestOpeningLine "Hey, there. You look like you could lose some weight."

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Mimi a journey of Synths and Sensibility

@mimidancer

almost 7 years ago

I'm pretty annoying, but I have years of dance and gymnastics training. #YourBestOpeningLine

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Mimi a journey of Synths and Sensibility

@mimidancer

almost 7 years ago

Ever tried to fit your whole penis into a little Jewish woman? #YourBestOpeningLine

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Mimi a journey of Synths and Sensibility

@mimidancer

almost 7 years ago

Don't say anything stupid and you might get lucky. #YourBestOpeningLine

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PZ Mikki Bench.MEP,WGSGC @EekiSpyykes

almost 7 years ago

#YourBestOpeningLine Did you ever have sex on a roof of a home you don't own? My ladders in the truck.

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hawkgirl @rona65

almost 7 years ago · Long Beach

Can you get us out of here? #YourBestOpeningLine

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Kat Klingensmith @KattFunny

almost 7 years ago

#YourBestOpeningLine When he comes home from work, I tell him the kid is already in bed asleep. It may be the most glorious sentence a parent to a toddler can hear.

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Cheetah Pizza @CheetahPizzas

almost 7 years ago

@HashtagRoundup @brielisttags @candidqueso #YourBestOpeningLine You beat my dog's car, you get their pink slip. They win, we go on a date.

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kairos @KairosOfLife

almost 7 years ago

#YourBestOpeningLine My demons will require you to sign an NDA before you buy me a drink. And sign a waiver that by proceeding you agree to assume all risks of bodily harm from madness or mayhem any damages due to loss of common sense, morality or self control.

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Cheetah Pizza @CheetahPizzas

almost 7 years ago

@brielisttags @HashtagRoundup @candidqueso #YourBestOpeningLine I've a #Santa Suit. Wanna ride my Sled?

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Cleavage Crumbs

@CleavageCrumbs

almost 7 years ago

#YourBestOpeningLine ... If you shoot me down right now, I'm still gonna masturbate to you before I go to sleep

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Benedict Slade @thee_kiwi_13

almost 7 years ago

I’ll go to Jared... #YourBestOpeningLine

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Kenneth Reading @KennethReading

almost 7 years ago

Want me to be your Sugar Daddy? (I'm certainly old enough!) #YourBestOpeningLine

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Will Everett @theWillEverett

almost 7 years ago

#YourBestOpeningLine In forty years, we could be sitting on the porch, behind our white picket fence, yelling at the neighborhood kids, and laughing, remembering this moment.

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