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Laura tells Boris Johnson, "You have to go - Wirral in this together. If Labour get back in I will be be doing the 3am weather on Radio 3."
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“Now remember, your supporters are counting on you, what do you have to do?”
“Crash the pound, so they can make billions from a #NoDeal #Brexit.”
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LK: But you said you would take me to the tory conference, not her! #BorisJohnsonCaptionComp
Thanks to all who took part in my #BorisJohnsonCaptionComp - many great entries.
The tweet below won. So the mind altering product goes to you @tonytiger67. WELL DONE!
"It's not all bad news....you've been offered a role in Aladdin at the Bradford Alhambra with Jim Davidson and Lee Hurst" #BorisJohnsonCaptionComp
Look, Boris, all I’m saying is it’d be really fucking awkward if someone took our picture right now..
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What did we tell you not to do in public?
Touch myself.
What did you do in public?
Touch myself.
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So, let me get this straight... the reason you quote from ancient mythology so often is because you’ve learnt fuck all else since you scraped a 2.1 in your classics degree?
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So I’m more hated than Thatcher you say?
Yes babe
Well that’s an achievement isn’t it? I mean Thatcher’s the one to beat and I’m beating her. I’m unstoppable.
For the moment babe, yes. For the moment........
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You’re sure I’m not the most hated and reviled PM in history
No babe, I can fix it
And you’re sure they’re not laughing at me
Not any more they’re not
Oh Laura, you and Dom are the bestest friends a poor misunderstood, narcissistic liar can have. #BorisJohnsonCaptionComp
@WillBlackWriter #BorisJohnsonCaptionComp Will you comply with Benn's act? Boris: Does it have pictures like in Mr Benn's books ?🙃
@WillBlackWriter I've already told you, I'm not doing that again.....it hurts.
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"No Boris, I don't think we can blame this all on the Labour Party for picking the wrong Miliband.."
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"Did you mix her up with Amanda Knox again, you cockwomble?"
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LK - “That was the most brutal session in the commons I’ve ever seen”
BJ - “it was fine... I’m fine... everything’s fine”
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My Boris Johnson caption competition ends at midnight. The most retweeted entry at that point wins a mind-altering substance (a book).
Keep them coming, using
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I will retweet entries from time to time but please also RT your favourites
You know what really upsets me Boris...I'd have given you technology lessons FOR FREE #BorisJohnsonCaptionComp
Please, please tell me your mattress hasn’t memorised anything? #BorisJohnsonCaptionComp
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