Top Tweets for #brainmalfunction
Me vs. my brain when it randomly clocks out mid-thought: 👊🧠“Get back here and function, you little gremlin!”
#VTuber #ENVtuber #SuiikaModel #Twitch #Streamer #BrainMalfunction #StreamerLife #GremlinEnergy
#StopEatingSeedOils
Stop buying them
and refuse to eat food cooked with them at cafe's and restaurants.
Feed your brain beef fat,
it needs cholesterol to fully function.
The crap we eat has been one of the reasons this war on humans has been so easy.
#BrainMalfunction
In 1968, Ancel Keys & Ivan Frantz began a randomized control trial involving 9000+ people to study the effects of replacing saturated fat with vegetable oils high in linoleic acid.
The study concluded in 1973, but the complete results remained unpublished during Keys' lifetime.
In 2013, the raw data was discovered at the estate of Ivan Frantz.
Analysis of the data showed that while replacing saturated fats with vegetable oils did reduce serum cholesterol by 14% on average, it did not reduce the risk of death from coronary heart disease or other causes.
In fact, cardiovascular mortality increased when saturated fats were replaced. According to the paper, "There was a 22% higher risk of death for each 30 mg/dL (0.78 mmol/L) reduction in serum cholesterol."
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I was today years old when I realized this emoji 🫡 was a salute and didn’t mean “d*ck head” 🤦🏻♀️
I’m rapidly losing brain cells with this flu. 😂
#Emoji #BrainMalfunction #Oops
@AOC What is embarrassing is supporting people with a mental health issue because they can't win in men's sports. So they have to act like a woman to win.
#OnlyTwoGenders
#MentalHealth
#BrainMalfunction
I met Georgia fucking Hardstark today and she was so kind and hilarious and gave me a hug even when I kept forgetting to tell her my name every time she asked. #brainmalfunction #mfm #myfavoritemurder #muderino
I’ve seen dumb before but Nina takes the cake. This buffoon is ducking nuts. @ninaturner #Insane #BrainMalfunction #LiberalismIsAMentalDisease #LowIQ

#LiberalLies #LiberalRorts #LiberalCorruption - so tired of these two-bob spivs! #RobbieBeaton - #BrainMalfunction - #Isaacs #VoteTheLNPOut
‘I live in Camberwell’: Victorian Liberal candidate admits to listing false address https://t.co/QrFoG47c2D
I try not to let things get to me too much but the slow deterioration that #menieresdisease is taking on me and my ability to do the things I love most is hard to rise above some days. Lately, the number of those days is growing. #vertigo #tinnitus #brainmalfunction 😟😠
@AyanoOscarr @ChrisBMonkey Oh man, for some reason I was stunned by Roger Jr.'s Mom.
I kept thinking: "Who is Roger?". 🤪
#BrainMalfunction
When an orange wildflower unexpectedly releases a burst of pink pollen @laurencemodiano
https://t.co/jvyeTtilZq #floral #psychicgarden #brainmalfunction

And that’s it folks 220 words and I am calling it a night. #BrainMalfunction
#TomorrowIsAnotherDay #writercommunity #goodnight
@CatalinaByrd I thought you was saying cats as in dudes, only to read the comments and realize I need to go back to bed and start over. I been like this all day. 🤦🏾♂️😂 #insomniacfail #brainmalfunction #2hrsAintEnough
කුරුටු පුවක් පුවක් කියා කණ්නාඩිය වෙතට ගියා - දුවට ලැබුණු අමුතු සිරිය දිහා බලනවා 🙄 #totallymessedupmemory #brainmalfunction #සිංදුමතකවිදිහ
Ok, yes. We are matching again today, but this one doesn’t count! Lol We’re taping a July 4th special today and we discussed like *500 times* I’ll wear red and Jen wear blue. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ Like, really Katherine?? #BrainMalfunction https://t.co/VvHXzLwY4n @JenniferTomazic #wpxi

Doing a Pathfinder puzzle. Subject: comedians. Just spent several minutes saying ‘Job Rand. Is there a famous comedian called Job Rand?’ #BrainMalfunction
The last thing you can do is to romanticise Coronavirus this way. Thank you Coronavirus my ass. There's nothing to be grateful for if we learn some few things out of it at the expense of innocent lives. #brainmalfunction #stupidlogic #stopRomanticisingCoronavirus #nothankyou
Case in point.
My fingers do not follow my brain. I re-arrange letters.
Yup, they are now RGP's.
#ADD
#BrainMalfunction
Politics1001.
@EmilyThornberry
@DawnButlerBrent
@UKLabour
@Telegraph
@BBCNews
👉 Question: Are #Brexit voters
#sick? >>> with #BrainMalfunction or "something wrong with them?"
as you implied? 👇👇 🤔
👉It's #disgraceful to #block #democracy
Or is it about #RemainAlliance? 👇
Abi nako 11:49 nya mo 12 dayon.........
#brainmalfunction
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