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So ya, day off for me today as I had a terrible salad making accident last night. Stabbed a knife right across the webbing between my index finger and thumb! 😳 Worst spot to slice ever! Arghh! #BubbleWrapMe
back to work today finally!!! After the wildest 3 weeks of bronchitis/covid and then to wrap it up the worst stomach flu I've ever had ! Yikes ... glad to get back to normal #yikes #needthatpayday #drained #germs #bubblewrapme
I think I may be a cat...with only 2 of my nine lifes left 🤣 I was moving my livingroom around last night...spider runs out (it was HUGE!)...I nearly do a full backflip and break my foot 🤣🤦🏻♀️ #bubblewrapme
My flex 💪 for today is my continued streak of never getting out of the dentist without finding something new wrong with the teeth - and for the love of Chthulu, the adjoining teeth - that I busted riding off a bike ramp at the age of ELEVEN.
#FFS
#bubblewrapme
I'm one of the few people I know who can fall down a flight of stairs AND up a flight of stairs. Today's adventure was taking a header walking up the TWO STAIRS that make up the approach to my house.
#INeedAWalker #Clumsy #BubbleWrapMe
I haven’t been outside in 8 days. Just fell walking UP the subway stairs TWICE. This is why I haven’t been out in 8 days. #bubblewrapme
@SelfImposedXile @wicked_groove @iamisIander @Kung_FuPanda_ @ACJJustice @AVestige1 @BigotedVsBigots @BlueBobHMueller @bjcreigh @Boston_Grandpa @CannabizLawyr @Cptnrwrpnts @DCooper_Resists @debsomewhere @Distracted66 @EnigMaRic @eronel35 @h8Wankmaggot45 @idaho_blue @Jabbadaddy2016 @JustJay0109 @Karma4Ublue @kimmyifuplease @Kraven_Raven24 @LadyPoop2 @luisafontana @McnicolSalazar @MissGFYCuffy @MrBizznitch @mysoftsofa @myworldjlt @Orionarmstar @Orthotottie @nullnotvoid @Pacoluismonta9a @RobAnybody2 @RutherfordRocks @Supermom1242 @tbiadvice @TrixiCaliPhunck @WaterCrunchy @AmberGannon11 @gr82btnvol Hey guys. Nothing great happened yesterday but Wednesday night I bought one of the dogs out & he hog tied me at the ankles, I face planted into the grass & sprained my ankle pretty good. Other than that everything's just peachy. FML #BubbleWrapMe
@mayhew_tanya Hope you feel better soon. Slow down and take care, we only have one Miss T and can’t have her getting broken. Papa, on the other hand, perpetually has at least one broken toe and one laceration. This week it is the right thumb laceration and the “right ring toe”! #bubblewrapme
I’ve become klutzy at a professional level. I literally pulled my hamstring walking the dogs after picking up shit. #bubblewrapme
Me trying to stay out of trouble 😂😂 @arrycain I’m trying...don’t want any mishaps before next weekend! I’m nearly 3 weeks now out of any productive training & it’s doing my head in 😱😱 #triathlon #keepingoutoftrouble #bubblewrapme #patience #recovery … https://t.co/0IRffMgEeZ

Just counted 6 bruises/scrapes on various areas of my body... NO idea how I got any of them. 😑 #foreverclumsy #bubblewrapme

So... Who wants to bring me bubble wrap? Suppose am early morning scooter ride to Lowes will be in order #bubblewrapme #packingsuuucks #ughh
Pro tip: Don't let a cantaloupe roll out of the grocery bag and onto your recently healed broken toe. #ouch #bubblewrapme #prettyshadeofblue
Got my ankle xray, just popped my ligament and I have a bone spur. #gonnaworkanyways #toughlady #bubblewrapme 4-6 wks for it to heal.
Soooo remember me mention falling onto my ass today hiking? Just found this in the shower. Why not hurting til water hits it? #bubblewrapme

I only cut myself three times when putting photos in frames for work. I'd call that a win. #BubbleWrapMe #Grace
#Kraken puts Advil to shame. Feeling no pain after another fall in the field yesterday. #bubblewrapme #hopelessklutz #FFS

This month I've sliced off the end of my finger, nearly torn off my toe, sprained my wrist & had a headboard crush my ankle 😳🤕 #bubblewrapme
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