#dadburn - Twitter Hashtag

over 5 years ago

@jimmyfallon My dad is the strong & silent type. I was freaking out about having a baby. My dad said “If your sister can do it, you surely can!” #Dadburn #Dadvice #sheisdadsfave. Lol.

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Elliott R Haut, MD, PhD, MAMSE @elliotthaut

over 5 years ago

Explained the #DunnigKruger effect to my son over dinner. He asked where I am on the #surgery curve. I said far to the right. He asked how I know I’m not on the first peak. Hmmmm. #DadBurn

elliotthaut's tweet photo. Explained the #DunnigKruger effect to my son over dinner.

He asked where I am on the #surgery curve.

I said far to the right.

He asked how I know I’m not on the first peak.

Hmmmm. #DadBurn https://t.co/m35IDT2I8x

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Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork

over 5 years ago

My 10 y/o son, to the tune of "Anything you can do, I can do better": I can do anything better than you, like not groan and make creaking sounds when I get up. #fatherhood #dadburn #dudeday #hesnotwrong

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Maxime Van Houtte @maxvanhoutte

almost 6 years ago

Mon père: on va aux Îles de la madeleine l’été prochain veux-tu venir? Moi: je sais même pas ce que je fais demain et tu veux que je prévois ce que je vais faire dans 1 an? Père: Là je comprends mieux pourquoi tu te plains toujours que t’as pas d’argent de côté Moi: #dadburn

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Jeff Short @jeff_shortKC

almost 6 years ago

@nvallette That’s good. Your yard needs all the attention it can get. #dadburn

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manilaice32 @ManilaIce32

over 6 years ago

Pbs:”Hippos sleep up to 16 hours a day.” Dad: “Ooh Rach that’s worse than you.” #dadburn #dadjokes

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Mr. Mojito @KC_CARLYLE

over 6 years ago

@DrakeGatsby @LittleMissAngr1 #DadBurn

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Brooke Satterfield @BSatterfield17

almost 7 years ago

*dad flips through channels watching 35 seconds on each channel* Me- *annoyed* can you just choose something? Dad- you’re just jealous bc you can’t even click through this many channels on your tv at home!!! YOURS starts over after NINE channels! #DadBurn #HomeForTheHolidays

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kayascrabs @kayascrabs

almost 7 years ago

#DadBurn is real

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Shana @thoughtsremain

about 7 years ago

Me: *busting chops a wee bit* Dad: "this is why nobody likes you" (half joking) Me: "you're right, thanks for reminding me" #nobodylikesme #defeated #dadburn 🏳🏳🏳

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Chad Yoder @cy6950

about 7 years ago

@PeytonYoder2 Blonde ambition tour: Goat 1, Peyton 0. #DadBurn 🔥

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🧀Eat Cheese, or Die!🧀 @Big_Kahuna_425

about 7 years ago

@CharlieBerens Charlie: “D’ya got it out there...?” Dad: “All the crying, just like when you were two.” #DadBurn #PullingFromHistory #DontMessWithDad

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Jill

@11MyJam

over 7 years ago

Sent my Dad a picture of my kids playing kickball with their friends and immediately got roasted. #DadBurn

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Flic Everett @fliceverett

over 7 years ago

Dad is helpfully scraping the dinner plates. Me: ‘you might want to take the top off the bin.’ My mum, coming in: ‘you might want to take the top off the bin.’ Dad: ‘I thought I’d canvass opinion from everybody in the house before I start.’ #dadburn

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Phil Rogers @PhilCore29

over 7 years ago

@2Sugoi He was letting you know that your eyesight goes as you age. Zing!!! #dadburn

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Jennifer Crawford @jenncrawford84

over 7 years ago

#dadburn

Colin Cowherd

@colincowherd

over 7 years ago

My daughter blocked me on Twitter. 😢 Maybe I should block her college tuition.

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m_diakiw @m_diakiw

over 7 years ago

My dad needs another hobby besides trolling me about the Oilers ... #dadburn #oilers #sadoilersfan

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B Haynes @barbhaynes

almost 8 years ago

My dad points out Teslas wherever we go and talks about them a lot. So I said, “You love Teslas the way I love makeup!” And he said, “Yep.” (pause) “Except I can do without a Tesla.” 😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣 I hope this solid #DadBurn helped cheer you up like it did us.

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