Jonathan Groves

The stuff of earth competes for the allegiance I owe only to the Giver of all good things

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

"We talk about 'them' and 'they' a lot. But 'them' and 'they' are people." -@barryrager #HopeForIndianapolis @NewCircleChurch

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

@IndyCar @Race_Portland TWO WEEKS IN A ROW, @IndyCarOnFOX? Come on, you guys have been doing this a while. Figure this out. @IndyCaronNBC never had this problem. If you're committed to @IndyCar, show it. @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi would love to hear you guys address this on the next Off Track.

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

@IndyCar @IndyCarOnFOX @WeatherTechRcwy Come on @IndyCarOnFOX, you guys can do better than this.

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

@thedispatch @stephenfhayes @JonahDispatch @MichaelRWarren Why no @whignewtons for the last two episodes?!? I certainly hope she's not rotating on and off...no one hosts like she does! @stephenfhayes @JonahDispatch

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

@ATRightMovies Fozzie: Kermit, what does "B.S.C." stand for?

Kermit: I dunno.

Fozzie: Nobody reads those names anyway, do they?

Kermit: Sure, they all have families.

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

Man, I accidentally wandered back in here for a minute...Twitter is even worse than I remembered. #Imout

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

If my parents had a basement, this would be them, too.

[m*tt lightning⚡️ @jffxns]

my grandparents have all kinds of fun stuff in their basement, like this cool box from a Dell they bought in 1998 (Pentium 2 300) 😎

[m*tt lightning⚡️ @jffxns]

my grandparents have all kinds of fun stuff in their basement, like this cool box from a Dell they bought in 1998 (Pentium 2 300) 😎

[Michael Schwartz @BoatAshore]

Matthew Perry. 💔
Thank you for helping others.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

“Dad, how was Twitter before Elon took over?”

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

I lived a mile from there and always thought it was both cool and very strange to have it there!

[GEOAvia @bclemens]

A lonely F-4 Phantom sits at the small parking ramp at Fleming Mason Airport, Maysville, Kentucky. 1/5 #planespotting #avgeek #aviationdaily #aviationlovers #aviation #milair

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

This is a WILD story, made more amazing by the fact that everyone survived and there are pictures of the ditching!

[Ron Eisele @ron_eisele]

16 October 1956. Pan American World Airways’ Boeing Model 377 Stratocruiser N90943, Sovereign of the Skies, enroute to San Francisco, suffered engine failure and came down in the North Pacific Ocean near USCGC Pontchartrain. All aboard rescued.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

So this cat was like incredibly bad luck.

[wint @dril]

could i get th e opposite of this please

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

Cinnamon ice cream at the original Bardstown Road @pie_kitchen. Nothing better! #Louisville

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

Back in #Louisville at @FeastBBQ, where I belong.

@barryrager @BankerDemetrius

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

She just said what we were all thinking. @NikkiHaley

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

@DannySlavich Unfortunately, those restaurants rarely turn it around, especially with an owner that doesn't see anything wrong with a failed strategy. I say this as an admitted Elon critic.

[Jonathan Groves @ToWillandToWork]

@LainShep DMed you, if you would be so kind.

[The Dad @thedad]

My kids' school suggested using remote learning instead of canceling for snow days. That CANNOT happen. I’m like the guy in a movie who went to prison and would rather die before going back.

If they pull that, my kid is just taking the L on homework and we’re going sledding.

[The Autopian @the_autopian]

IDEA: end the auto workers and Hollywood writers strikes by having them switch jobs.

(Cut to the wheels falling off your screenwriter-built car as you drive to the movie theater to catch the new Liam Neeson thriller, SPOT WELD)