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Did your dad ever say, "want in one hand and shit in the other, see which fills up first"?
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To all the dads out there still in the fight for your kidsโฆ they actually do hear us! Proud of you @DavidIHutson #Dadisms ๐๐
Throughout this week, we'll have some fun in celebrating Father's Day with a twist. Read these 18 #SEO and #SEM Best Practices for more valuable lessons from the lens of our own forefather @emiltsch! https://t.co/ECXx9lrWN3 #TotalSearchโข #Dadisms #digitalmarketing #buitforthat
I'm willing to bet when the broadcast showed Taylor and Travis hugging/kissing my dad said something along the lines of, "Alright, that's enough. Fade to black!" while choking back tears for a Chiefs victory #dadisms
When I told my son after his game that the Raptors lost he couldn't believe it. He asked me if I was sad... I told him it is if you had a gangrene finger and you finally cut it off. You will miss your finger but you will not feel pain anymore. ๐ #dadisms
Some Dad wisdom for the week:
โIf you have to look at the prices, you shouldnโt be eating there.โ
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Happy Fatherโs Day to all dads from the #OwensMedia family. #FathersDay #DadIsms #DadsDay #DadSayings

Quick! Think Like Your Father and Comment!โ๏ธ
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Dad sayings - when certain situations arise โฆ here are some common sayings that dads say. Dadisms #dadisms #dadsayings #dad https://t.co/CFjVTvhMj8
@BushidoGeek @ChildofOdinGame @ShartGamingTTV Ya know itโs not cold itโs just this damn wind #dadisms
Look @BenTheElder itโs you and me in the comics this morning! #InTheOldDays #Dadisms #DaddysHome https://t.co/R28moNQRri

@Baumflough @GMB Now that's funny, Felicity.
Incredible how, despite everything #MND takes away, our #MND Warriors keep their sense of humour. ๐
Deepest empathy on the loss of your Dad to this horror.
I often think of my Dad's silly sayings I like to call my #Dadisms ๐ฅฐ
#MND #MoreNeedsDoing
Turned on the #clonewars to indoctrinate my 7-month-old son when my dad walks in and asks "Is this Star Wars Fan Fiction?" Not sure which I love more, that he knows the term fan fiction or that he uses it like a Dad. #starwars #parents #dadisms
@heyheyjude23 @mndassoc @NFUtweets @CharlotteHawkns @Dan_Brocklebank @piersmorgan @BillBeaumont @sallynugent @hughlaurie @MNDoddie5 @AdamHenson Oh he most definitely did, Jude ๐ Thank you for bringing to mind my #Dadisms. Much love xx
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