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When you look at your diary and realise you're back to back from 9-5. Not sure I'll get time for a loo break, never mind lunch. Not good #DiaryFail #SelfCareIsImportant
About to hit 9 hours across a total of 6 trains today. Started at 5am. Did a hearing. Not yet arrived at tonightโs destination. And the lemsip are buried at the bottom of my suitcase. Somewhat jaded is an understatement. #glamour #diaryfail
People who know me know I hate being late for anything. But being one week early for a meeting is embarrassing, even by my own standards. #Zoom #DiaryFail #Awkward
A sign of being slightly overwhelmed perhaps. Had a lunch and learn in the diary - was looking forward to attending only to realise an hour before I was supposed to be presenting. All re arranged for another time but oops ๐ฌ #diaryfail
Does anyone else make helpful notes in their diary with the time but no details about who the meeting is with or where it is taking place? Apologies if I'm supposed to meeting you at 10:30am on Weds #diaryfail
@capiegirl @drinkdevil40 @owlbird @Janeopot @Adrienne65 @mansellmum @1sthappysodme @henriettak Uh oh.... that's not good! #diaryfail
Beautiful riding from the Brits on some young horses to secure team bronze. A joy to watch.
Why have I scheduled a PhD viva exam tomorrow for exactly when the individual freestyle medals will be decided ๐? #diaryfail
5๏ธโฃ @CSJDujardin becomes Britain's joint-most successful female Olympian of all time.
Alongside @HesterDressage and @lottiefryy, she takes bronze in the Team Dressage for her fifth Olympic medal.
#TeamGB
Happy to log off for the weekend. Iโve just tallied up that I have attended 37 meetings this week. Virtual working reduces travelling time, granted, so definitely more efficient, but thereโs no time to do any actual work any more! #diaryfail
Hands up anyone whoโs just turned up precisely 8 days early (to the minute) for a roundtable? #SuperKeen #BitEmbarrassed #DiaryFail
Just arrived *TWO WEEKS* early for a school meeting ๐ Impressive eh?! ๐คฃ#DiaryFail
Just been told by my PA that the next available slot in my diary is w/c 9th September! ๐ณ๐๐ฉ #DiaryFail ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
apparently it's on Thursday. #DiaryFail
When I say โSunday 13 Aprilโ obviously I really mean โSunday 14 Aprilโ.
#parisroubaix #diaryfail
Despite good intentions of keeping organised, 5pm tomorrow is a mystery to me. End of academic year burn-out has arrived! #postdoclife #diaryfail
My helpful tip for today. When booking appointments double check which city you said you be in! Comedy moment today when I travelled Hull to Leeds and @LangdonLiane Leeds to Hull. We still had coffee and a good catch up....just 60 miles apart ๐๐ #MyBad #DiaryFail
I like to pride myself on never being late, today though I have surpassed myself. Iโve arrived in Bolton for a meeting a whole day early #diaryfail
Stella and I going out for a โsitty doonโ curry tonight. Sheโll miss #LongLostFamily. #diaryfail
Booked tickets to see an outdoor singalong viewing of @GreatestShowman in Priory Park in August.
Last night I realised that I am actually going to be 533 miles away in Bonny Scotland.
#DiaryFail #GirlsWeekend #StillNeedToBuyTheDVD
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