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When your 5 yr old has asked for an ice cream truck for his birthday at the end of March ππ #fiveyearoldproblems
Sometimes you need an ice cream date with mom... then you get a #brainfreeze and have to document it. π π¦ #fiveyearoldproblems #fiveyearolddrama
"I don't even care. They can't even freakin' read." Welcome to the teaching profession first year kindergarten teacher! #laminateeverything #toomuchtpt #fiveyearoldproblems
Lost his first tooth today without realizing it at preschool (so we donβt have a tooth for the tooth fairy). It took quite some time to convince him the tooth fairy would come anyway & he could not stay awake to see her. #fiveyearoldproblems #momminghard #needwine
When youβre five years old and no longer need help in the bathroom. π€¦π»ββοΈπ€ͺπ #missindependent #fiveyearoldproblems #kensingtonelena #momlife @ Castle Island https://t.co/pdsEivHN1t
So is he a genius for figuring this out on his own or is this cheating? I'm very conflicted. @MrPeckHistoryWS #fiveyearoldproblems
my five year old just scolded me for turning off despacito in the car. #firstworldproblems #fiveyearoldproblems
So Declan came home telling me how he wants this older girl named Kyra to be his girlfriend because he just NEEDS a gf #fiveyearoldproblems
Do you know what sign language is?-Aunt Linda. Yeah it's part of Simon says-Nevaeh #fiveyearoldproblems #life
Noooo! It's been a good day. Why bring me down?? #gutted #fiveyearoldproblems https://t.co/vM6hNw3VyL
Confirmed: Canterbury Build-A-Bear to close: https://t.co/iJcz5rjdKn
"Im upset, i missed 2 days of school and i didn't learn anything. Now we're learning about vertices." #bug #fiveyearoldproblems #parenting
"My body is too tired to turn on the sink." #fiveyearoldproblems
I
Am
Done
With
This
Nightshift
I
Just
Want
To
Be
At
Home
In
Bed
Sleeping
And
Not
Working.
#fiveyearoldproblems
can't tell if I want to nap or color #fiveyearoldproblems
I just turned off Inaya's tv show and she said I ruined her life!!! #fiveyearoldproblems #childhoodpms #cantwaittilshesateen #oa
Me: Rasmus, go to sleep!
Rasmus: But mom, it's so warm-cold, and I need it to be cold-warm.
Me: ...
#FiveyearOldProblems #MyKid
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