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Passing privilege is when you can do a poo and not have to wipe #ghostpoo
Tomorrow, I truly hope in my heart of hearts, this sinister human being is sent around the S-Bend at the speed of a thousand gazelles, like a #ghostpoo!
Is it pure luck or something wrong that the last 6 💩 I’ve had o haven’t had to wipe my bum? #ghostpoo
Has anyone else ever had a “ghost poo”?
Basically, you know you’ve done a poo but afterwards when you look into the pan it’s empty. Then you wipe and it’s a clean sheet of paper.
That’s a “ghost poo”. One of life’s great mysteries
#GhostPoo
Just did a 'ghost poo' that made such a splosh I'm genuinely saddened not to have seen it.
I once took a shit so potent, that it set off the fire alarm. My proudest achievement in 34 years and no one can tell me otherwise
Sooooo.....what happens when you Poo? Just a simple question?
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#glowinthedark #scared #canthide #paranormal #ghostpoo #idie #laugh #didtheythinkthisthrough #blackwhopper #reeses @Hersheys
When your dog is having the time of her life running round a field ... loads of spectators admiring whilst sipping their drinks ... then she poos... I go over to pick it up and it’s disappeared ? #ghostpoo
Couldn’t walk back empty handed so I picked up some grass and mud 😂😂
I do love a good poo.
Ghost poos are the best kind. Satisfying and nothing there when you wipe. Not a trace of brown on your Lidl Cushelle 💩👏
#GhostPoo
A toddler’s first ever use of a toilet is a momentous occasion.
....but it pales in significance to the awe and wonder of their first ever ghost poo!!
#parenting #toddlerlife #ghostpoo
Is it bad that my most ever liked tweet (59 likes currently) is about the joy of having a clean #ghostpoo
You're all weirdos.
And I love you.
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@KMontanaJordan @ScottishGA @mark_sga @RPAPodcast @GCPINick @GCPIAaron @pfwhatafraidof @JamesTysonPara @TheAaronClayton @ladibugladibugg @KCORRadio @HDghost_girl @NoxMente @Casperdont I had a communication session send myself, and a single group, to the bathroom. Great feedback took place lol. #ghostpoo? 👻😭💯 ~@GCPIAaron
My daughter just said she did a ghost poo ... just asked her what that means and she said “It’s when you hear it plop but nothings there “
She’s 5 and 3/4
Not sure whether to be proud or disgusted
👻💩 #ghostpoo
@LoveIyCouples @FightsOnVine I can...when you take a massive shit...I’m talking released from your soul...the type of where you think you’ll need a bath and when you wipe there’s nothing there... that’s more beautiful #GhostPoo
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