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My bladder is going to explode. It's so hot and I'm not allowed to use the AC. I can't leave my post. I only have one working kidney as it is - will holding it this long affect the other? #guardproblems #OSHAdoesntrequirebathroombreaks #mycompanytakesadvantageofthat
I've got no Celia on my Hampton Court so it's yours truly providing the next stop announcements instead.
No problem except I'm struggling not to do a Celia impression.
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Everyone else: On September 20th we’re raiding Area 51. Me: On September 20th I have band. @BlueLegion1 #bandstruggles #guardproblems #area51raid
Don’t put people on sabre who can’t spin rifle.
Don’t put people on rifle who can’t spin flag.
Don’t put people on flag who can’t dance.
Don’t put people on your team who are trash.
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Hope everyone is having a great Friday! :)
Thinking about how am I gonna keep my face warm without my #leavebeard ? #backtowork #guardproblems https://t.co/fsB283mCqD
Just casually bought ALL of the gold eyeshadow in Monmouth County. #guardproblems
Just washed my hair.. Found a Bobby pin in it and there's still lots of glitter. Annnd we're gonna do it all again tonight #guardproblems
It's been almost 2 weeks since I worked at the pool and I still smell like chlorine #guardproblems
I thought Bear skin was a dog and shit myself when I walked in my room this morning. #guardproblems
I almost cut off circulation with my knee brace... #guardproblems
when you're struggling really badly and almost take your head off #guardproblems
When you are trying to decide whether to take a shower or go write some flag work #guardproblems
when you're on the turnpike & pass a school & you say "I had a show here! I recognize the outdoor area, where we warmed up " #guardproblems
Found this one of a kind gem from my sophomore season. 1 of my like 5 career blocks #GuardProblems
The two city guards we just killed turned out to be cultists in disguise. That would have been awkward. #dnd #petesgame #guardproblems
Anyone down to buy me white electrical tape for my rifle?? #guardproblems
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