Top Tweets for #imnot5

Nevaeh Johnson @J04Nevaeh

about 7 years ago

Jumped a 7’1 at @HiveHoops yesterday... mom sent me this as a reminder that track did help me more than I know..#maybeilldoitagain #longjumpwasmything #imnot5’7lol

J04Nevaeh's tweet photo. Jumped a 7’1 at @HiveHoops yesterday... mom sent me this as a reminder that track did help me more than I know..#maybeilldoitagain #longjumpwasmything #imnot5’7lol https://t.co/nznJLNiKus

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Emma Ward 🏳️‍🌈 @anxiousplatypus

over 7 years ago

So I moan about my birthday a fair bit. Spoke to my mum last night who is visiting soonish esp for my birthday. She told me the plans for the whole visit. This is why I object to my parents visiting, because I don't even get to choose what to do for my own damn birthday. #imnot5

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Vv @Vickyybagley

over 9 years ago

Almost screamed no at the hostess who asked if we needed a kids menu #imnot5

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Allyson Gilbert @AllysonGilber14

over 9 years ago

When someone calls you cute. #no #imnot5 #im28

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BikerCheerleader @coachbecton

about 10 years ago

Doing my physical and they are trying to say I'm not 5'2. Pshhh. Let me show them my drivers license!! #imnot5'1

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Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_

about 10 years ago

Whenever I eat zebra stripes gum, I cannot help but swallow it. I HAVE EATEN 9 PIECES FOR BREAKFAST.... #imnot5 #helpme

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shewit tekeste @shaweezybaby

about 10 years ago

Went to the grocery store with my dad and the cashier gave me a sticker #imnot5 #backdontcrack

shaweezybaby's tweet photo. Went to the grocery store with my dad and the cashier gave me a sticker #imnot5 #backdontcrack https://t.co/1Sd90nTocZ

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k0dzuken_5 @k0dzuken_5

over 10 years ago · Litchfield

I come home at midnight from the movies and my dad gets pissed that I've been coming home late. I guess I'm not 20 years old? #ImNot5

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Alan Hodges @alanhodges2014

over 10 years ago

Gunna kill @HDopson if she keeps changing my seat, steering wheel, and mirrors when she drives my car 😡 #imnot5'3

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dumbo lukbo @oscareditdoer

over 10 years ago

@SRbackwards @Jack_TheJobber "Yes it is me, big dog Jack King. Umm eat your cereal, study hard, just like me the REAL Jack King. #Imnot5"

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over 10 years ago

Never made a girl walk home from a date but I guess there's a first time for everything. #ImNot5'7

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Nano | نانو @purplenano

over 10 years ago

Why are my knee caps ALWAYS bruised?! 😫 #imnot5

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Marcy Gee @marcygee

over 10 years ago

I sometimes wish my superpower was to be able to paint my finger/toe-nails without it looking like a 5-year-old did it. #imnot5

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max @maxminniear

over 10 years ago

Hahahhahahaha don't know why I think this is so funny #ImNot5 https://t.co/7fVAulzoj6

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Hannah Fenton @hanfenton

over 10 years ago

There's nothing more demeaning than being called "sweetie" #imnot5

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💟 Sam @sammcdermott95

almost 11 years ago

Water guns?! 😂😂😂 ill stick with the romance #imnot5

sammcdermott95's tweet photo. Water guns?! 😂😂😂 ill stick with the romance #imnot5 https://t.co/H5bNw3eFKh

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Danielle @danireh3

almost 11 years ago

Pet peeve: when people say "goalie" instead of "goalkeeper" 🤔🤔🤔 #imnot5

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grodes @_Grandy

almost 11 years ago

Retail employees who feel the need to say hun, sweetie, dear, and/or my love should be fired on the spot. #ImNot5

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Emily Beckerman @egrahl10

about 11 years ago · Poag

When your roommates tell you they will time you if you go get them something... 😡 #ImNot5

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Melanie @yuffin_

about 11 years ago

Unless I'm your girlfriend or an actual baby, don't call me "babe" or "baby." #imnot5

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