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Discovered a new element today. It's invisible, weightless, and doesn't react with anything. I call it 'Unobtainium'. Now, to convince the periodic table committee it's real...
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The mission just did a loop agents, infinite acceleration π€π
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Once I receive these.. my 100 foot tall Frankenstein will be complete. Past testing reveals no propensity towards violence thankfully, but he wonβt stop doing the gritty and Dabbin on mfers. #madscientistproblems
I can't even imagine what these bolts are for.
So it begins. 3 separate arm pieces have to align with 114 nut/bolt combos to get this trebuchet arm back together. Oh, and the axel holes have to align perfectly.... wish me luck!
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@WillieMcNabb @JasonIsbell Legit question for Americans disassociated from reality:
How do I kill three dragons and 20,000 Dothraki screamers on horseback when Daenerys Stormborn decides *today* is the day to take the Iron Throne?
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"What's going on, Steve? You're ... DIFFERENT in some way."
"Oh,Sally... I'm the same old boring, sexist pig with bad manners, wearing the same-old red plaid gingham shirt. The only thing that's changed is al alien has hijacked my brain."
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Oh no, the dishwasher removed all markings from my Erlenmeyer flask! #madscientistproblems
If I knew we'd be getting thunder and lightning today I would have dug up a fresh corpse last night. #madscientistproblems
Flying out to Toronto today. It will be interesting to see what airport security makes of the bionic dildo prototype. #MadScientistProblems
My neighbor accidentally set off my duplicator ray, & now he's beside himself. #MadScientistProblems
After fixing three gloves it's finally time for homework. #MadScientistProblems #GloveGuru #iShouldGetPaid #WhyAmINotPaidYet #Community1st
@lostmykees When you want to beef up your DNA but all the test subjects have turned into horribly disfigured fleshbags #madscientistproblems
"Look at what I've given to science!" ("...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.") #MadScientistProblems #Manster
Unsuccessful head transplant candidates clogging up the disposal. #MadScientistProblems
You just want to watch one goddamned episode of Cosmos and your SexBot insists on watching HBO Girls. #MadScientistProblems
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