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Connecting dots across the country, so that thousands of "isolated incidents" are recognized as a trend? That's an idea. #MassageFAIL https://t.co/MyfVBijaT4
A former Massage Envy employee recalls executives discussing what would happen "if someone connects the dots of how many sexual assaults have occurred across the country." https://t.co/ixycdOvKKD
Totally just said "So you want me to work your beck, nack, and shoulders?" #massagelife #massagefail #woops
Nothing like paying money to have lotion applied to my back and legs. #massagefail
@MassageEnvy Great masseuse but horrible when you're getting a massage and the fire alarm goes off half the time!! π¨ππ¨ #massagefail
She's going to work WSOP this year because whenever she talks to someone playing Keno, they win! #Science #MassageFail
Just came back from Massage Envy in Ahwatukee and do not feel relaxed or stress free #unprofessional #massagefail
Well I think I just paid a $85 to have my back moisturized #massagefail
Massage envy...gettin a mani/pedi, lady next 2me gettin a WAY better massage than me... #wishing #I #got #her #myladystinks #massagefail <<<
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