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Someone said that if more parents embraced Qinlan's parenting style, childhood anxiety rates would likely plummet. #modelparent π€©
@Travytravtrav_ @JomboyMedia Seriously! Why didnβt he just lead with that! Makes all of his actions very very correct! #ModelParent
My addition being contested atm, I think it might get a chuckle, my son not convinced. I agreed to not add references to Fortnite players being trash. #modelparent
I just realized that I've had a kazoo in my bra for the last several hours. How's your day going? #modelparent
@anicegreenleaf I'm bingeing podcasts at the moment coz the kids are off for Hallowe'en (!!!!!) + I can secretly listen to them with a carefully hidden headphone snuck up my sleeve whilst pretending to watch Coraline/Nightmare before Xmas/Gremlins/Paranorman for the zillionth time. #ModelParent
Bombarding my son with texts as he supports Chelsea.
I take fatherhood seriously and believe itβs my duty to mock him.
#modelparent
My daughter won't respond to her own name 99% of the time, but can hear the Netflix intro gong from 2 floors and 3 rooms away. #comesarunin
#parenting #modelparent #pavlovscutest
@sbl365 Swearing feels great! I try and get all mine out at work then I donβt do it at home #modelparent ππ - we have sweary songs and everything at work #wellbeing ππΌ
Does anyone else have the horrible nervous reaction of laughing hysterically when someone falls, say your daughter while sitting in an imaginary chair? Me either. My Mother laughed so hard when I fell out of a hammock she couldnβt even help me. #ModelParent
In other news my 8 month old appears to have realised farts are funny so clearly Iβm nailing the developmental milestones #modelparent
If you feel like death, itβs acceptable to let your child watch the iPad (even) more than usual before school, right? RIGHT? #modelparent
Want to really piss off a 12 year old who has been a cheeky shite for the whole day?
Keep shouting "that's the wrong Dumbledore" throughout the whole screening of Philosophers Stone.
Has worked a treat. #HarryPotter #modelparent
Just watched a mom force her kids to crawl under the turnstile then get mad at them for touching the floor... #modelparent
My husband, as I get up off the couch to go settle a fight going on between my 12 and 14 year-old boys:
"Try to get out of there with saying two F-words or less."
#parentinggoals #modelparenting #modelparent #parentingteens #momofboys #momsquad #dadlife #goals #winning
Finally got a chance to catch up on some #Marlon @NBCMarlon
Awesome job talking about the Stupidity of @hm in your 1st Episode of Season2 #ModelParent
#GameOverGameSwag
(Your so white your Damn near clear!!) Lol @MarlonWayans
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