#offspring2 - Twitter Hashtag

about 2 years ago · Edmonton

I went out for two hours. #SpousalUnit and #Offspring2 have managed to render my Smart dishwasher very stupid and also very beepy. Why are men like this?

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Mimi Williams (she/her) @MimiProbably

over 2 years ago

I am waiting for that "aha!" moment when my man-mates (#SpousalUnit and #Offspring2) realize that when I describe in very precise detail what it will take to put dinner on the table THREE TIMES, they are responsible for putting dinner on the table.

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Mimi Williams (she/her) @MimiProbably

over 3 years ago

#SpousalUnit2 and #Offspring2 are on their way back with the pizzas.

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Mimi Williams (she/her) @MimiProbably

over 4 years ago

@dumplingdesirer Bad business practice. I brought my perfectly operational stove and fridge with me when we moved here and I am quite prepared to make #Offspring2 haul those in the house and hand wash dishes in lieu of rent (he's laid off right now) rather than risk my health at a store.

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Mrs D 🇺🇦 @gaynordavies

almost 5 years ago · Shoreham-by-Sea

Just 1 LFT to go now before Christmas is go. #Offspring2 still testing positive. Amazingly I have all the symptoms of current #Covid_19 but I don’t have it, just a cold. I’ve coughed so much my lungs and chest burn & my head is pounding. Ditching the lemsip hitting the codeine..

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Mimi Williams (she/her) @MimiProbably

almost 5 years ago

I just asked Boss to go downstairs and bite #Offspring2 into remembering what I asked him to do an hour ago and that Boss thought about it for a minute but ultimately refused (demonstrated by digging a rawhide out of the couch) makes him better than me on at least two levels.

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Mimi Williams (she/her) @MimiProbably

almost 5 years ago

If you arent't interested in insurrection or being sorely disappointed by your high school classmates and extended family, the only thing bookface is good for is storage and reminding us of things. That "amazing puppy" text message from #Offspring2 changed my life. -

MimiProbably's tweet photo. If you arent't interested in insurrection or being sorely disappointed by your high school classmates and extended family, the only thing bookface is good for is storage and reminding us of things. That "amazing puppy" text message from #Offspring2 changed my life. - https://t.co/VwtL5WIpSs

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Mimi Williams (she/her) @MimiProbably

almost 5 years ago

In my home office playing scrabble while listening to my fave 3 soundtracks quietly. Tweeting. #SpousalUnit is in the livingroom watching Johnny Carson and I can hear the hum of #Offspring2 playing some online XBox whatever with his friends. Sometimes my interwebs brings calm.

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Mimi Williams (she/her) @MimiProbably

almost 5 years ago

@ChefMPhillips Just advised #Offspring2 know that he's picking up lunch. He'll see you soon. 😍

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Mimi Williams (she/her) @MimiProbably

about 5 years ago

@BobbiHorinek Dense was a big part of our childhoods, as far as I can recall. I softened it with #Offspring1 and #Offspring2 often by looking them in the eyes and saying, "You're lucky you're as good looking as you are." Important Note: Neither was dense enough not to understand.

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Mimi Williams (she/her) @MimiProbably

over 5 years ago

Currently #Offspring2 and I are violently agreeing that this announcer should stop mispronouncing Romanov's name in the name of global unity. Or something. #GoHabsGo

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Jose Arias 💚 @thehalfwayj

over 6 years ago

He’s a snack! That’s how #offspring2.0 raids the fridge. . . #dadofboys #toddler #hunger #munchies https://t.co/blyFKz1pV2

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Jose Arias 💚 @thehalfwayj

almost 7 years ago

This dude... . . #dadlife #offspring2.0 #lazyevening https://t.co/MBCjLkXWKC

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Alex Leigh @alexleigh.bsky.social @P_HEDGEHOG

over 7 years ago

My wife has just come back from her first drive with #offspring2 driving #offsprings1’s car. She came in, sat down and demanded I make her a strong cocktail. I assume it’s not gone that well then :)

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