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Just caught a chicken in the parking lot #onlyintheER

pls donโt use a hairdryer to dry your nose hairs. that will not stop the coronavirus, but will most definitely give you burns up your nose. #OnlyInTheER
@Nursing_Heretic @dateswhitecoats @asthehosptuRNs Also, I want to be the doc that has to code for "Struck by other fish, subsequent encounter", and then ask the dude how he managed to be unlucky enough to get speared *twice*.
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#CheckTheBoxes
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My patient keeps referring to her vagina as โLucyโ She said โgirl, Lucy is thirstyโ๐ #OnlyInTheER
When registration seriously registers the patient complaint as โrash on coochieโ ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง #dyinginside #onlyintheER
My dementia patient hears her monitor beeping and keeps thinking it's a doorbell so she just periodically yells "Come in!!!". #onlyintheER #ERProbz
Here I am speaking broken Spanish trying to comfort my patient. They ask what their pain medication is and I respond with "Los Morphine". ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ#fail @MaleNurseProbz @MaleNurseProbs #onlyintheER #youtrytodoonenicething #notbilingualoratranslator
A couple came into the ER tonight because one of them got a "foreign object" stuck in their rectum.
It was honestly more strange to find out it was just a dildo and not some other "object". @ERProblem @MaleNurseProbs #onlyintheER #justadildo #buttstuff
PA comes out after seeing pt: "she said her naturalist told her that her organs are tired...WTF does that mean??" #onlyintheER #ERProblems
I know I called this podcast people are wild but that patient just became my exhibit A. #onlyintheer
This is some serious Jerry Springer shit! ๐ณ #onlyintheer
This drawer has pee, poop, and materials for satanic worship inside!
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The MD Iโm working w/ tonight showed a mom her sons X-ray.. she said โheโs a man & heโs starting early.. heโs full of shit!โ๐ #onlyintheER
"Did you get the brochure for your PCP"
"I have only done PCP once"
#onlyintheER
Watch me remove a bug from this guy's ear! #KeepYourInnerArmyStrong on #Vimeo https://t.co/UWPUZPBsjX #gross #onlyintheER #emergencyroom
Patient worried about getting cancer from x-rays, but smokes, a pack a day for 50 years....
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The calm before the storm....#onlyintheer

THE ER DOC JUST GOOGLED HOW TO PUT A CHEST TUBE IN BEFORE THE PROCEDURE ON MY TRAUMA PATIENT!! #onesentenceshift #onlyintheer
Someone had a seizure on me today. Not like one of my patients seized. Literally fell into my arms seizing. #onlyintheER
My ass got slapped by another nurse tonight. Now I know that I'm part of the team #ifyoucanthang #onlyintheER
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