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Within 4 hours, I went from fretting that I was making wrong decision as the parent of a disabled child to getting very cocky that my initial hunch on a diagnosis was correct and the doctors were wrong. #WorldsBestWorstMom #ParentingInANutshell
Made it to 8:55 without hearing baby shark today … I’ll take that as a win 😂 #ParentingInANutshell
4 yo asked if he could brush my teeth in bed…then sneezed in my mouth #parentinginanutshell #momlife #germsforall
That one person who overstays their welcome… #coronavirustiktoklessons #parentinginanutshell #momsoftiktok
I told her she needed to play by herself for a minute.
So she deuces to play Clue, by herself, 5 feet away from me as loud as possible.
“Mom! I think I am going to win.”
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My toddler wanted to wear her sandals, I said ok....now we are having a melt down because she actually wanted to wear her boots 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️#parentinginanutshell
Making a toddler happy is an art. When you get it right it’s one of the most magical feelings in the human experience both for the adult and the child...
And literally as I typed this my child fell face forward inexplicably into my elbow and burst tears.😆
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You want to know if you're ready to have kids? Pay someone to follow you around all day, tugging on your shirt, asking "But why?" to every answer you give #parentinginanutshell
"Every day is a rough day for you, Mommy" - my 5yo, unprovoked, in her own words.
She's not wrong.
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I literally just showered Alivia then she puked all over herself and my bed #parentinginanutshell
Me *sitting in the bathroom. All by myself. Alone. Quietly. Peacefully. Meditatively.*
Wren *bursts in*
Me: Aaarrrgh!
Wren: Mommy, you scared me!
Me: IIIII scared YOU?!
#ParentingInANutshell
6:43pm: Oh man, it's so cute my 3yo is singing, 'Daaayo, me say daaayo. Daylight coming and I wanna go home.'
But then, he repeats the same line over and over and over. 583 times.
Please, for the love of all that's holy, stop singing those 11 words.
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Parenting: spending half of my day wondering, “hmm I wonder where a baby would randomly drop that.” #Parenthood #parenting #parentinginanutshell
18: oh hey. Do you want this? It's broken, but it's technically yours. #ParentingInANutshell
.@DanielMoorhead is upstairs trying to have a moving, sentimental conversation with Naomi about how he's her dad/will always be there for her/remind her how awesome she is/how God made her to be a really special person. All she can say is "Armpit! Armpit!" #parentinginanutshell
You know, some days I just want to crawl back into bed and restart the day. Like today for instance... My son barfs on me, then wipes it up with his face ...
#ohdear #parentinginanutshell
“Mom, that’s a boy dog.” Says my 4-yr-old -very loudly- at a busy patio restaurant.
“How do you know, sweetie?”
“Because he has peanuts!”
Upon very brief glance, it’s clear she’s right- it’s an intact dog with very healthy looking “peanuts”...
#parentinginanutshell #momlife
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Did a simple but IMPORTANT 10 minute phone call. Kids are hanging on me screaming and fighting. Phone call ends, they are now silent 👼
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