Mim Crow RHart

I’m a full time parent, part time crafter and occasional were-opossum. Just screaming into the void. (My kids: Wren-7, Fry-4, Toddler Bee)

[Mim Crow RHart @thenappingone]

The COVID is calling from INSIDE the house!!

We’re 4 for 5 and I’m hiding in the bathroom, hoping it doesn’t find me.

[Mim Crow RHart @thenappingone]

@UrsulaV @NeolithicSheep But think of the trenches for Hügelkultur raised beds!!!

[Jennifer Crow 🐀 @writerjencrow]

If the universe didn’t want me to have more snacks, it would have made the rest of you less gullible.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@shellzie @AITA_online I just put one of these on my craft room door and it's been amazing to learn how often my kids try to sneak in to take stuff.

It yells out "operation failed" when one of the kids tries to open the door.

[Mim Crow RHart @thenappingone]

I decided my sister is definitely naming her baby after @alyankovic
I have dubbed her “Baby Weird.”

[Charis Hill | they/them | 🇵🇸 😷 @BeingCharisBlog]

Shout-out to the other neurodivergents who use parentheses too much (to add context to make sure nothing is misunderstood) (because parentheses clarify our directness) (I hope this tweet makes sense).

[Mim Crow RHart @thenappingone]

I suspect they just want to watch the world burn.

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All the comments: “BuT mY fEeLiNgS!”
If your feelings are hurt by someone being matter-of-fact, you are worthless in an emergency.

[Mim Crow RHart @thenappingone]

Instructions according my 8yo: “Beads should be fused together with an iron by an adult. Keep children at a safe distance, like across the room, sipping an icy drink and watching Minecraft videos.”

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@Iron_Spike I’m going to lie to myself and say Dale is still wearing a mask (with a cigarette grommet) because “corporations want masks off for facial recognition. Too much lube was stolen from Wal-mart.”

[Mim Crow RHart @thenappingone]

It took me awhile to realize The 5yo was calling everyone “baboon.”

I thought she was calling me “Bad Moon” and that sounded kick ass.

[Mim Crow RHart @thenappingone]

Everyone else is just unsuspectingly living their lives…and I bought 15 lbs of asparagus.

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@MildlyReal Pox parties are going to be a thing, aren’t they?

[Mim Crow RHart @thenappingone]

@MildlyReal *snaps out of disassociation*
Wait. What now?!

[Mim Crow RHart @thenappingone]

I have been wondering about this! (Also if it’s anti-Muslim)

I was raised vegetarian, with limited tv and dial-up; 9/11 happened when I was in high school, so I don’t have a good before-after gauge.

I walked out of the woods as a young adult and BACON EVERYWHERE

[Rishus Cold Yetzer @JustSayXtian]

Tell me something you believe, but know you will never be able to prove one way or the other.

I'll start: I genuinely believe that the Western presentation of bacon and other pork products as especially, almost indescribably delicious is a form of subconscious antisemitism.

[Mim Crow RHart @thenappingone]

@ApotheosisLeste Nnoooo! She’s not allowed to have a sun allergy! 😂

She’s had a bit of sun, but today was the warmest it’s been in awhile.
I was worried she’d rolled in treated grass at the park or her laundry had been washed in the wrong detergent.
Her poor, soft baby skin!

[Mim Crow RHart @thenappingone]

Fry suddenly developed a rash over 90ish% of her body.

She slept with a bathrobe I just bought and hadn’t gotten a chance to wash.
Conclusion: whatever was on it + running around in the sun= unhappy skin

Everyday is an episode of CSI-allergy with this one.

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@clairebearian Maybe associating Mrs. Potts’s matchmaking skills from Beauty and the Beast?

🎶 Tale as old as time: needing a hero! 🎵

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@MildlyReal Solidarity! I hope everyone is feeling better.