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If somebody breaks into your house while you’re shitting do you wipe first or go defend your home with a shitty ass? #poopforthought #porcelainpondering
Everytime i see shinji on the chair most people think its because was a sad stressed boy, but i think he had IBS. because i pull that pose everytime #thoughts #Foodforthought #poopforthought
How normal is it to be involuntarily throwing up and also shitting a lot like everyday do i have tapeworm or parasites like do i need to get checked out or does this happen sometimes
does it count wearing green for St Patty’s Day if your poopies are green ? 😏🍀
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Serious question. Is it weird to always poop with your shirt off? I feel like wearing a shirt is disgusting. #poopforthought
Anyone got recommendations on heated 🚽? My 🍑 deserves better than this cold seat. #poopforthought
I use to get the shits from time to time as any normal human does but now when it happens I gotta take my temperature to make sure it's not the rona its truly sickening #poopforthought
#poopforthought have you ever pooped so hard that you start sweating and take off your shirt?
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#poopforthought im quite religious and i thought about this deeply for awhile. Not that my opinion matters but i have concluded that there is no wrong reason to have an abortion. It’s their body, their fucking business. Mad? Provide free birth control for all. #AbortionRights
Isn’t it odd that humans are the same species but everyone’s poop smells a little different. #PoopForThought
statistically speaking, the day before thanksgiving is the day with the most travel annually in the US, but i’d be willing to bet that the day after is the day with the most/nastiest pooping annually in the US (statistically speaking, of course) #poopforthought
So if a person has a food baby and it comes out as diarrhea is that a miscarriage? #Food #FoodForThought #PoopForThought
Ran out of things to look at while pooping so I'm posting this instead... #poopforthought #poopdollar
Most people like to poop before they shower. I say poop in the shower. Save yourself some time. #poopforthought
For all you know, the greatest ideas were conceived while sitting on the toilet. #poopforthought #ideas #creativity
My dog got mad at me and pooped in the floor.
Then my instant thought was: what if that's how humans settled arguments?
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There's a diaper in the Mcgillans ladies room. #poopforthought
If you go poop without your phone did you really even go poop? 🤔💩 #PoopForThought
Approximately 37 birds shat on my window today. That or 1 bird had intense diharrea. #poopforthought
@DAtkinsonOU IMO, "horse sh*t" is more of an 'old baseball term' than "chicken sh*t". #PoopForThought
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