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Happy Monday, postdocs and PhD students! Time to put on a *smile* and drink a lot of coffee as we tackle the never-ending emails, failed experiments, and dubious data! π
Let's go fantastic this week! πͺπ¬
#PhDLife #PostDocProblems #CaffeinatedAndDetermined #MondayMotivation #Academics #chempostdoc #academicchatter #AcademicChatter
That feeling when you send off your manuscript to coauthors for comments after literal years...
Folks, don't start faculty jobs and expect to publish quickly π
#ProfessorLife #PostdocProblems #NewPI #Relief
Apparently, understanding how diseases work and developing cures isn't a real job these days because my parentsΒ ask me to get a 'real job' with better pay. #postdocproblems #phdlife #phdvoice #academia #scientists
How long? As long as it takes for my patience to run out! π±π₯ #PostdocProblems #phdlife #postphd #lablife #science #Scientists #academicjobs #AcademicTwitter #academia #womeninSTEM
PIs can't print cash like the fed, and universities are more about tuition than cash infusion! πΈπΈ So, sadly when salaries go up, postdocs, RAs, & research go down. #inflation is killing smaller groups in academia.
#PostdocProblems #NoCashPrintingHere
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Anyone else find that the real-life errands they've been putting off for the whole rest of the year suddenly need to be completed in the last few days before the field season? As if it's not stressful enough trying to get out of town...#PostdocProblems
It's mid-December. There are 5.5 work days before I go into Holiday Hermit mode. This last year was...a trip.
My last brain cell is doing a solo conga line.
If all I do between now and next week is catch up on the peer review I've stockpiled, I'll call it good. #PostDocProblems
Thank you @TomHasell for suggesting "it's where I live" should be a valid reason for not wanting to move institution for fellowships @MacroGroup_UK #AcademicChatter #PostdocProblems
I had the idea to turn my data analysis program into a GUIβ¦Iβm not great with building GUIs. it got too complicated, too fast.
Still need user input, so now itβs text-based Oregon Trail for data analysis.
As long as someone other than me can use it, itβs fine. #postdocproblems
This weekend I found out that a non-biomed postdoc at my institution makes 20k more than me and started last month *sighs*.....*repeats inner mantra "we don't do this for the money "* #postdocproblems @NIH
Lab Pro Tip - always check the protocols the week before a planned ELISA party involving multiple people using 1 precious sample. Leaving it till the weekend evening before = a bank holiday Monday 8pm trip to the lab to block the plates π€¦ββοΈ #labprotip #elisaparty #postdocproblems
And don't even get me STARTED about that time I tried to #refinance my student loans, as a US citizen living/working #abroad in Canada. Talk about an absolute nightmare... #postdocproblems @AcademicChatter
Chromatograms like this make the preceding weeks of instrument problems worth it #postdocproblems #analyticalchemistry #antidoping #GCxGC
@Dr_MIP @WeAreForensic @PCCantidoping @LECOSepSci
Yesterday, I received my first reviewing request π Am I real part of the research community now? It feels like an honor and at the same time I feel like an imposter. I reviewed before but now it's real... π #postdocproblems
It's amazing what some beautiful chromatographic separation of what have otherwise been challenging analytes can do for your mood #fridayfeeling #analyticalchemist #postdocproblems #academicchatter
I canβt tell if I feel exhausted because of the covid vaccine or because Iβm a postdoc #postdocproblems
Is it normal to wake up in a cold sweat thinking about 1.5-mL microcentrifuge tubes? Asking for a friend.. π€ #postdocproblems #covidresearch
Friendly reminder to save the document you're currently working on because Word will kick you in the face as soon as you let your guard down.
#acwri #postdocproblems #researcherproblems
Have you seen your postdoc lately? #MentalHealth #InstaScience #Academia #ToxicCulture #PostdocProblems #PhDProblems #AcademicCulture #YouAreEnough #YouAreNotAlone https://t.co/xlMjEND3Qt
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