Top Tweets for #punFail
Picture this: Morning coffee chat turns epic with Ben's killer line, "Die during an exam? You passed!" Paul's brain freeze? Comedy gold. Who's buffering harder? #DadJoke #FunnyMoments #FriendBantering #PunFail #MorningLaughs
Couple next to me in line at Target, checking out. Husband has a holiday sweater on with Darth Vader on it. So I had to ask her, did she Force him to wear it?
Nothing.
She just says, no of course not. Look to him. He agrees.
So sad...
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I tried to make a "coy pond" pun/joke but it didn't land because I had to spell out "coy" and explain that the other version is spelled "koi"... #punfail
@words4brands I think they were trying to do a writing pun on "keep calm, <do whatever>" -- you know, the thing that was popular like 5 years ago? Trying being the operative word... #brandingfail #punfail #fiverrfail
Stupid contraption aside… how could they name it, “The Barnacle,” when, “The Carnacle,” was right there?!
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@ErinAstrosFan That's because the Washington Senators were the last deceit people to leave that town. #punFail 🙂
It's way deeper than that and maybe an acquired taste.
#PunFail
Isn't just me, or is curling the sporting equivalent of erectile dysfunction? It starts with such promise, a great push towards the target, the requires furious effort to stay headed the right direct before fading to a slow stop and groan of disappointment.
@PortlandPolice There's a Portland hipster lumbersexual pun in here somewhere, but I can't seem to find it. 🤔 #punfail
*mom and I watching Clear and Present Danger*
Me: Is Willam Dafoe in this movie?
Mom: Yes, he’s right there on the screen.
Me: Yeah, but is Willam “Da-FOE” in this movie?
Mom:😶😶😶
Me: *trying to explain joke multiple times*
Mom: 😶😶
#PunFail
@BMWMotorsport @AlexanderSims ....of course I thought this tweet was responding directly to @AlexanderSims #punfail #dadjokes
91 chickens found wandering near Victoria B.C. You might say they "flew the coop." Actually you WOULD say that because that's literally what happened. #PunFail
Good try @Morrisons this is quite clearly a beaver not an otter #PunFail quite a cute card otherwise... 😂
"Wait, Oxford is getting a Golden Corral? We really are turning into State." -John #PunFail
We're talking crooting with @paulkatool this week, get in here!
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