Top Tweets for #schnauzerproblems
Honestly, if the liquid gold is off-limits, the least he could do is order me a pastry substitute or some other dog-friendly crumb from the menu to compensate for my emotional distress. 🍘
@stonemillmatcha 🌁 #StonemillMatcha #SanFranciscoEats #SchnauzerProblems #MatchaMischief
I know one in the hand is worth two there, but say ya don’t have any of those hand thingies? And there’s only one in the bush? #SchnauzerProblems
Yes Im sulking again because hoomum told me off for barking for the 2nd time at next door pfffft. #schnauzerproblems
Autumn only just kicked off and already we're sporting the 'leafy beard' look #autumn #leaves #schnauzer #schnauzerproblems #AcademicsDogs #standardschnauzer
Her T-shirt says “smile” doesn’t look happy, but stops her biting her legs 😎 #schnauzerproblems
The riddle is “where does one start and the other ends?” #schnauzerproblems
Sasha claiming the new sun lounger!! #schnauzerproblems
Had to give Poppy’s eyebrows a trim as they were so unruly she walked into a tree! #schnauzerproblems #dogslife
That feeling you get when you KNOW you must have a few snowballs on your beard...and legs...and, well, EVERYWHERE!!😂 #schnauzerproblems #schnauzer #schnauzerlove #schnauzer_feature #schnauzemoji #cartoon #schnauzergang #emoji #dogemoji #snow #snowdog #snowyschnauzer
Are you really a #schnauzer if you don’t spend the whole of autumn with something stuck in your beard #schnauzerproblems https://t.co/9guqOc8qqo
I'm so confused. A few seconds ago I was on my bed. Then, I stretched a bit, rolled over, and ended up here. #whathappened #doggydementia #highfallrisk #schnauzerproblems #needbedsforfloors #wouldstillfindawaytofalloff
When you’re trying to write, but this keeps staring at you...
#canIhelpyou #minischnauzer #schnauzerproblems #waldosworld https://t.co/CSQugW4bru
Movie and cuddles 😂 #datenight #waldosworld #minischnauzer #schnauzerproblems https://t.co/trdfjL4N4z
First hint of sunshine & the hoomans drag me to the pub 🙄#schnauzerproblems #igotgravybones… https://t.co/lZfMXjl688
Last night’s bedtime treaty-treat...(🍓, snow pea, 2 Kraft macaroni, 🥕 & asparagus). Lady called my treat ‘The Dawning Of The Age Of Asparagus.’ 🙄 #SendHelp #DogsOfTwitter #WhoRequireSarahMcLachlansAssistance #SchnauzerProblems
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