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Happy Friday!
#TGIF #scumbagbrain
Image description: A brain with the caption "knows you have hearing loss - compensates with tinnitus".
Day 5 of Vacation and I barely slept. Had a vivid nightmare that I'm still messed up on an hour after being awake.
TF is wrong with me #scumbagbrain
So I’m on vacation so it’s not a big deal but waking up at 6am on a holiday Monday still feels unfair somehow. #ScumbagBrain
When I get a song stuck in my head for days and wonder if it'll ever go away...#scumbagbrain
My brain just suggested I should write a sports parody tune called A Meadowlark Sang in Charles Barkley Square because what could be more timely, necessary, or close to my heart. #scumbagbrain
Me at me: "Woohoo! Your first big tour! Showing mom's building to the Portland Rose Festival today! Yeah!
My brain: "Yep, definitely time to PANIC. WORRY you'll forget everything INSTEAD!"
Me: "buuuuut...."
Brain: "P A N I C!! DID I STUTTER?"
😂😂😂😂
🖕#scumbagbrain
I hate my damn anxiety. I wish it wouldn’t make me assume that people don’t like me or that I’m not worthy. I know people do like me and I am worthy, just one of those days ya know. Anxiety sucks badly and I wish I knew what it’d be like without it. #scumbagbrain #ugh #snads
It never ceases to amaze me just how intricately daisy-chained together anxieties can be. One little thing, not even *about* me, and ten minutes later, yadda yadda yadda, I’m going to die alone. #ScumbagBrain
isn't it weird that I had absolutely made peace with doing the right thing and being on my own at Christmas but now it's not my choice I'm upset about it.
#scumbagbrain
I imagine the messenger gave Keqing's Birthday Mail to Zhongli by mistake. And our Geo Archon mistook it as an invitation to go out together~♡ UwU #scumbagbrain #ehe
This combination of dread and sleep deprivation is completely unsustainable. #itsdayagain #goingbacktobed #scumbagbrain
Tengo una grabación súper importante esta semana, y naturalmente mi subconsciente se ha encargado de que me sueñe con que estoy en 3 fiestas diferentes sin distanciamiento social y que me voy a enfermar antes de grabar la cosa. Bien. #scumbagbrain
I had a great dream last night that I was swimming in the warm, clear waters of Hawaii on vacation. In a semi-conscious state, I decided there was enough time left in summer to book a week trip to Hawaii. Then I fully woke up and remembered the state of the world. #scumbagbrain
I really should be doing some work now but my mind's not really functioning well. Been meaning to take a break and rest; but I just lie in the bed empty-headed that neither sleep nor any form of relaxation comes.
#scumbagbrain
Me: *really really really really want to sleep
My brain: let's recall about that very stupid thing we did 10 years ago. Shall we? Remember that? You were soo stupid. Wow! Way to go!! Remember?? Remember?
#ScumbagBrain
Me: "Man, it rained a lot last night."
My brain: "Yeah it did. By the way, you left your new headphones on the picnic table yesterday."
Me: "YOU COULDN'T HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE IT STARTED RAINING?!"
#scumbagbrain
This is of course an excellent time for my #scumbagbrain to give me loads of fantastic ideas for a book I won’t write for fifteen years on current plans #WIP #writingcommunity #amwriting #amwritingfantasy
Worst nightmare I’ve had in years last night ... 😰
Laid awake for an hour, heart-pounding, convincing myself it wasn’t real. 😩
Sometimes brains really suck.
#scumbagbrain
I warmed my toes by the heater, and told Hubbs, "Hold on. I'm warming my- my- ???" *forgets word entirely*
That's when my helpful brain supplied "ARM! You're warming your ARM!" #scumbagbrain #TheToeBoneIsNotConnectedToTheArmBone
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