Top Tweets for #sewered
Count your fucking days chipotle. Just got #sewered on my bowl. Had to, as the kids say, get my get back. Fuck I wish I was back on the shores of #nantucket hucking cube rn
Meter maid just had his absolute way with me. Not a city kid the way I thought #sewered
Slacked my coworker while she was sharing her screen. Totally forgot the others would see my notification pop up. #sewered
@unkyhellas @incarceratedbob @Bmarch63 Tough look for Mark Friedman, 3GP..... Will be remembered for 1 solid career chirp...Lehigh Valley is nice this time of year though #sewered
Holiday potluck at work today. Someone brought a crave case, the slider I pulled had challenge written on its holder to finish it quicker than a spin of a coin. I crushed it in less than 7 seconds. @samlondoff spin was only 4 seconds. #sewered
Love when college comes back and you're in a university collaborative course, and expected to learn weeks worth of material in four days and write a midterm directly after #sewered
Hey @AutoNation when do you pull the plug on your "Paycation" commercial? Absolute worst jingle in history. You #sewered The Go-Go's.
This girl asked the prof a question in this mornings midterm, he looked at her and said "I don't answer any questions during exams" #Sewered
Kelleher corn field strikes again #sewered
Thank you @jacydmann for that reminder why I don't ever let my hair grow that long again!! #sewered
@claudiarebizant @AustinPenner @drayceejae thanks for the clarification. Was thinking Austin was marrying both you. #sewered
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