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@merkin_about Have had it for three weeks - the gunk is regenerating at an astounding pace. #snotfactory You will feel better but first it will fool you for a week then taper off. Hugs x
So you know that unproductive period between Xmas and New Year...well I know where all the productivity has relocated #snotfactory #urghhh
Any podcast or audio book recommendations gladly recieved. Cant open eyes enough to read/watch TV, and brain too muggy to focus π§ββοΈ
Forget wool, my body has clearly chosen phlegm as a commodity. #snotfactory
Rabbit season?
Duck season?
Flu season. π·
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#Toddler treated himself to a snot face mask last night. Itβs just like the strawberry one I like but the opposite #gross #snotfactory
Ugh. Feeling icky today. Barely slept thanks to fresh cold I now have. Still made it into the gym for so-so #legday & shoulders. Luckily wasn't planning on classes anyway. #snotfactory #VicksisLife
Iβm at that stage of the common cold where I might as well start giving my occupation as snot manufacturer. #SnotFactory #SnotFunny
I feel like someone hid a sponge in my sinus cavity. The booger production is real today. #boogie #snotfactory
I've got such a stinking cold I can't even taste these bastards.
Damn RIGHT I feel sorry for myself
#mentholated
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#bleh
Aaaaand the little one has a cold now. Guess that means I'll have one too. #snotfactory #toddlercold
My nephew has his first cold. Poor guy. Heβs so extra super cuddly. #snotFactory
@hoganhere Kick that cold right in the butt! I'm still trying to get rid of mine. #snotfactory
If I could turn snot into energy I could use my roommate to pay for the electricity bill he owes #snotfactory
...and I have a cold. π· #snotfactory
Fucking hell....and we're now out of tissues. Between me and the hubby, that's like 4 whole boxes in a week. #snotfactory
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