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“I’m going to be late for dinner, I am still cleaning up bloody footprints and someone left the bloody knife on the coffee table”
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"I have 10 minutes which finished 15 minutes ago so this going to be fast" #SBAG #ThingsScientistsSay
"Those of us who've built instruments know they behave one way in the lab and another way on the telescope" #ThingsScientistsSay #lsst2019
That time @walking_sharks said to a clerk in a hardware store: "Where are your bone saws? I need to cut up a dead body". They wanted to do an autopsy on a dead shark 😂 #ThingsScientistsSay
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'Sorry I missed your call, I was inserting a rectal thermometer into my mouse'
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'Sorry I missed your call, I was inserting a rectal thermometer into my mouse'
Your turn.
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'Sorry I missed your call, I was inserting a rectal thermometer into my mouse'
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'Sorry, I have to go kill my cells now'
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'Sorry I can't go out tonight, I have to cull my mice in the morning and inflate their lungs'
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'Sorry I missed your call, I was inserting a rectal thermometer into my mouse'
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@LisaPorter2 Colocalisation is a great term. Imagine how convenient it would be to use it in everyday situations; " the pasta sauce colocalises with the tuna tins" or "our kids colocalised at the same party" #thingsScientistsSay
So apparently “colocalization” is not a word used in everyday language. ie I checked on Find my iPhone to see if your phone and AirPods were colocalized .... blank stares 🥺. Really? #ThingsScientistsSay Looking for a friend.
"I spent way too much time yesterday searching for emojis for this slide" #ThingsScientistsSay #PDC2019
You know you've been working on a proposal for too long when you think doing your taxes sounds like a better idea than continuing editing... #ProposalLife #ThingsScientistsSay
They’re meant to be happy little snowflakes, but all I see is smiling adherent cell lines! #sciencebrain #thingsscientistssay
“Wow, look at that phenotype!”... #ThingsScientistsSay while grocery shopping. Can’t wait to make “tie-dyed” stuffed peppers
Taking a downer tone at #DPS18 Darrel Robertson telling us whether or not we will all be wiped by a tsunami after an asteroid ocean impact. "Scaling laws allow us to do lab experiments without needing to drop a 500m asteroid on Earth" #ThingsScientistsSay
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