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Went to Dollar Tree today
Check out total was $12.12
Squealed. Tried 2 explain 2 everyone (cashier dude and 3 people behind me in line) How I JUST DID A 12/12 Tarot Reading & Saturday was 12/12 and now Twelve Twelve is synchronistically following me and....
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Did I really just comment “congratulations on your new little human” on someone’s fb post 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ #whyidonthavefriends
You meet someone, you think you click that you'll be good friends...then she ditches you and makes excuses about it. #ouch #bereal #truecolors #abandoned #whyIdonthavefriends
If someone can just drop you and act like you don’t exist, you never really did to them, you were just a filler till what they actually wanted came along.. #peoplesuck #girlsareterrible #whyidonthavefriends
Co-worker parks in new Porsche next to me: "Hey, what do you think of the new ride?"
Me: "Very nice"
Him: "When are you gonna get you one of these?"
Me: "22,000 children are going to starve to death today... I'm just not sure I could justify that expense."
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I always end up making a great connection with someone then I just stop talking to them 🤦🏽♀️ why am I like this #whyidonthavefriends
@ntampa1 So true, although I might ask that question. #whyidonthavefriends
I don't think I ever will be someone's first thought when they want to hang out with someone. #whyidonthavefriends #dopeoplelikeme #loney #swearpeoplehateme
Imagine how awkward it is for me when people don’t understand my sarcasm
When someone shares an idea for a novel:
What a novel idea!
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Friend: Did you see that guy's tikka?! It was so big!
Me: Was it chicken?
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The thought of dressing up without a care for the societal standards is so liberating.
Imagine dressing up without bras, pants protected from camel toe, comfy shoes, not having to do your hair or makeup.
I love staying home!
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Honestly all I’m good for is sarcastic remarks #whyidonthavefriends
@TerenaBell @TheDanielJones @ReporterDarius @TwitterSupport @Twitter Nah. To steal your identity, I just need your birthdate and zip code.
Btw, I want to send you a birthday card.. :D
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I came. I saw. I looked the other way and pretended like I didn't see you. #Ihatesmalltalks #whyIdonthavefriends https://t.co/SXtD6xJO3t
I came
I saw
I left early
Im crying in the engineering building bc there was a dying monkey on the internet. #whyidonthavefriends
I tried to tell someone about this twitter account and they of course looked at me like it was weird. #whyidonthavefriends
@HammondKassidy @JungkookInfire @maddie_plumlee @MakenaPooley #WhyIDontHaveFriends is more like it ..😏😏
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