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Like we keep on saying on the Monday Evening Property Rant Martin @DFA_Analyst - just because home prices may be going down - does not mean banks are eager to lend...
Nor are banks going to value property at purchase price... we've been here many times before... #yakes
The first is a screen shot of a purchase under auction conditions... 10% on the line of a $2m property...
The second private treaty walks away losing 0.25% = $1600...
This office has had 7 out of 12 sales in the last month encounter "settlement issues" - This is one and they say the office next door have had 5 out of 8 fall over...
Be careful what you buy and how you buy friends... 🤨

Yesterday I read about OpenAi agents escaping the sand box - now I see this...
I'm moving further up the mountains... What next exploding Burn Your Dreams EV's... #yakes
OHHH NOOOO - now the BANKS are panicking... #yakes

LOVE THE PANIC - love the annualised percentages "generalised falls across all Sydney markets" because this is what pushes sellers to drop values/pants...
We just bought a house for a client:
* Like property sold 7 weeks ago for $1,130,000...
* We talked the selling agent down & she was willing to pass on the "sky is falling message" to her vendors on our purchase & our client is securing the deal at $920,000...
You can't replace the house for less than $850,000 to rebuild it the same size...

AI generated photos of properties on property portals - come with their own "issues"...
If you're not careful - you will scare people away from the property rather than encourage people to view it... #yakes 🫣

Hmmm - I will agree... And at the same time Albo is upsetting his old mate Xi... It's going to get wild shortly #yakes
#Australian #Labor MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Albo didn't get played...
He works for the Corp not the Commonwealth.

Trust the building report provided by the selling agent they said… 🤦♂️
She’s got great bones they said… 🤦♂️
When you buy in Sydney - you can’t go wrong the auctioneer said… 🤦♂️
I have a bridge for sale Dusty said… 🤓
#yakes 🥴
THE GAME IS ON…
It so happened that yesterday Sydney Median Home Values cracked the $2m mark as an average price at auction…#yakes
What does it mean…???
Who’s buying…???
What’s selling…???
Tune in to The Monday Evening Property Rant with Martin @DFA_Analyst where we break it all down for you…
Spoke with PM today - in NCAT with 15 non payment of rent matters... #yakes
SIGNS OF THE TIMES - how many more offices are facing the same or similar situation...???
Met with a "property manager" today - looking to get out of the industry...
PM: I'm tired can't do it anymore - so much has changed in so little time...
Me: What's going on...???
PM: We have a rent roll of 360 properties - we're close to $200K in arrears across the portfolio...
Me: Holy Guacamole that's huge...
PM: Over the last 5 years we have gone from 85% of tenants working full time across our management to now averaging 15% & the 85% relying on welfare of sorts...
Me: WOW & why...???
PM: rapid demographic shift in the area...
PM: Also - tenants walking into the office - handing over notice to front desk saying - I don't want to live in the property any longer BUT DON'T WORRY my cousin/friend/sibling has moved in - you can deal with them...
Me: So what do you do in these circumstances...??? Did you allow them to have "sub-leases"...???
PM: NO - They get a proxy themselves weeks or months before the main tenant gives the notice - Getting one just about every month - it's a mess - we're going insane... People just don't get it & it's getting worse... NCAT not much help as it takes so long to remedy the situation through the tribunal...
PM: We are slowly losing control...
#FoodForThought
BREAKING NEWS...
Strata Company under scrutiny -
2+ owner’s corporations chasing the Strata Company that has since closed its doors - Millions $$$ have disappeared from Skiking Funds... #yakes
We have been comparing the for-lease numbers across Sydney & Melbourne Region since early 2023...
Martin @DFA_Analyst & I have warned our followers on the Monday Evening Property Rants - LOCK IN LONG TERM LEASES...
It's a race to 5,000 the way this is headed... #yakes
Dusty believes Melbourne will win...

Sydney for-lease listings dropping like a led balloon... 🧐
Don't say you weren't warned...
I recall when we had almost as much in only the Blacktown LGA... 😒
Revolution coming to Sydney soon... #yakes

The drop in rental listings in Sydney over the last month is insane...
Talk to your Property Managers & lock in a long term lease folks... #justsaying again

Like we spoke about on Monday Rant @DFA_Analyst - more building companies will go broke - 50% trading insolvent... #yakes
Australia’s Building Sector is in Trouble and Needs Fair Contracting – Architecture . Construction . Engineering . Property https://t.co/PNVpDfUE0c
The feeling you get when you walk into a Local Council & ask to speak with the Town Planner on Duty - TP attends the counter & before you say anything asks - how’s Martin North @DFA_Analyst - will be watching The Monday Rant later... #yakes 😳
Holy guacamole... the feeling you get when you enter a Local Council Building approach the counter & the Town Planner On Duty asks you... how’s Martin North doing @DFA_Analyst ... 🥸 #yakes
Wife says yes goes all in $628k
Flipper hits back $630K
Wife is out
Flipper gets it $630 SOLD
Good luck with reno on top floor and needs to be gutted... #yakes
Not really wanting all 20 to come to pass but but but ... today's news & reports already talking this way... #yakes

@LouiChristopher @PeteWargent Ouch --- it has got to hurt... Not even the penthouse mate... only 2 bed close to the ground... #yakes
They must have really trusted the marketing company in Haymarket... 🥴🥸

5 up for sale only 2 sold under the hammer... from original purchase a few years to now - almost -30% drop in purchase price... #yakes signs of the apartment times... more will be revealed on Monday Property Rant with Martin @DFA_Analyst ... 🥸
I call them the Alpaca termites - they spit at you... they are the most vicious in Australia ... #yakes ...
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WE BROKE THIS WEEKS AGO Martin @DFA_Analyst ...🥴
WeChat Chatterers strike again tweeterers... 🥸🤓
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