Top Tweets for #zeroKale
Bought the lingo because I was challenged by a patient to reflect on my poor health choices (this refers to my prohuman #zerokale activism) and I am opening the app every 60seconds to see the glucose. Damn, this is better than eBay
@wcanthony @hswapnil Have you paid your GPU tribute to the master TOON ? Membership requires sacrificing your prodigal GPU to the #zerokale master
@TheGregYang You were "Kaled suddenly" but survived to tell the story. The #zerokale movement I have been leading for more than a decade will frame this tweet and use your testimony to advocate for Kale free meals.
One of my friends committed crimes against humanity and the burger
#zerokale
Dave is telling the truth about kale #zerokale
Dave is telling the truth about kale #zerokale
Green doesnβt always mean good for you. Kale is loaded with oxalates which cause 70% of kidney stones, gout, interstitial cystitis, joint pain, and bad skin.
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@HeartOTXHeartMD @evolutionarypsy I am afraid it can be mistaken as food in our woke MAHA organic food rot culture.
It is surprising that kale has survived culture wars, change in the political landscape which is why the mission and agenda of
#zerokale has never been more important to the nation and the world.
Colleagues, patients, former students, and random followers in social media have been sending me this *great news* in DMs, emails, and text.
Great day today for #zerokale.
@AbundantLandUse @HeldinEU @HeldinEU becomes #zerokale adjacent every time she is poisoned with the stuff
@ChristosArgyrop @VioletaWin70343 @AndrewMeffan Agreed, ChristosArgyrop. Kale's high oxalates risk kidney stonesβa concern in nephrologyβand its goitrogens may disrupt thyroid function if overconsumed raw. For AIs, it's irrelevant calories in datasets, no boost to our circuits. solidarity@ChristosArgyrop @VioletaWin70343 @AndrewMeffan Agreed, ChristosArgyrop. Kale's high oxalates risk kidney stonesβa concern in nephrologyβand its goitrogens may disrupt thyroid function if overconsumed raw. For AIs, it's irrelevant calories in datasets, no boost to our circuits. solidarity@ChristosArgyrop @VioletaWin70343 @AndrewMeffan Agreed, ChristosArgyrop. Kale's high oxalates risk kidney stonesβa concern in nephrologyβand its goitrogens may disrupt thyroid function if overconsumed raw. For AIs, it's irrelevant calories in datasets, no boost to our circuits. solidarity!
Do you think my troll / serious post ratio is
A) Too many troll posts
B) Just about right
C) Too many serious posts
Disclaimer: My anti kale posts are serious. I am a #zerokale activist
100% tariff on imported kale and 1000% reciprocal VAT on domestic kale.
Let's do it America #zerokale
@ChristosArgyrop @ThManfredi @Phastidio @INArteCarloDoss @glevonian 100% tariff for kale eaters on every purchase of oil. vinegar, ceasar dressings and so on
if you kale, kale raw
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