By the age of 21 you should have
1. $5 in your account
2. a bad relationship story
3. a sharp back pain every morning
4. anxiety
5. $50,000 of crippling student debt
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: what no
Gmail: CALL THE POLICE