Hayden Thomas

⚖️🎸🏀🌄 he/him/his

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

It’s called Wickiator

[Variety @Variety]

Is “Glicked” the new “Barbenheimer”? https://t.co/n8K6QNGU3y

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

@pattonoswalt @APBioPeacock @netflix @GlennHowerton Just discovered it about a week ago and I’m already through the first 2 seasons! It’s great!!

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

@JuliusIrvington It’s a great movie

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

I’m gonna need @taylornation13 and @taylorswift13 to come out with some Men’s merch like dis 👀

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

I’m sorry but this looks miserable

[Nathan Hovde @nathanhovde]

Most stacked UFC crowd cam

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

@juliecornewell @ralter lol haven’t seen it 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

@juliecornewell @ralter just trying and failing to be funny. I do appreciate your explanation 🖤

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

@juliecornewell @ralter ur a madame web meme

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

@JarelTheArtist @ralter ah, yes. Thank you for clarifying.

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

@kenzianidiot Treat yourself to a round of sausage 😂 WOF

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

One time I was about 10 yrs old and Mike called me the N-word when I asked him for a picture. Can’t imagine him being like “you gonna die kid!!!!” Hahaha

[DrewShamir. @DrewShamir_]

Mike forgot he was talkin to a kid 😂

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

@GodandtheBear This is for you dumbass

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

With dozens of key vacancies soon to open up in the Department of Justice, incoming Attorney General Matt Gaetz is expected to tap some of his young staffers.

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

Immediately after this photo they watched Beetlejuice together

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 BREAKING: Trump Names Boebert Secretary of Education

STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

I am thrilled to announce that the incredible Lauren Boebert will be taking the reins of the Former Department of Education. Lauren, a true American Patriot, has an unparalleled understanding of what real education should look like—not from some ivory tower, but from the heart of this great nation. She worked her way up, got her GED, and learned more about real life and the needs of American families than any bureaucrat ever could. Her journey is exactly what we need to bring REAL reform to our broken education system!

With Lauren as Secretary, we’re going to take a sledgehammer to the waste, fraud, and abuse that have plagued this bloated, overreaching department for far too long. No more indoctrination. No more wasteful spending. No more Washington elites telling parents how to raise their kids! “We’re bringing education back to the people—where it belongs!” Lauren declared.

This move will be the beginning of a new era. We’re going to empower parents, honor traditional American values, and finally return control to local communities. Lauren will work tirelessly to make sure every single dollar spent goes toward making our children the best and the brightest, not lining the pockets of bureaucrats and special interests.

Together, we’re going to make education in America GREAT again. And I have zero doubt—Lauren Boebert will get the job done!

If you read this far, I'm sure you are like me and couldn't tell if this was real at first or not. 😉

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

@elonmusk More than just tweet weird AI generated pictures of myself

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

She used to make me feel like the King of Warner Bros

[Anna 🦬 @RadioFreeAnna]

Warner Bros is selling 10 'fully functional' Spools of Copper Wire from their Historic Burbank Studio📽️

Each is priced at $7

(Source: @DEADLINE)

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

hide yo dogs

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

NEW: President-Elect Trump is expected to nominate South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem as his DHS secretary, according to 4 sources familiar with the decision.

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

My body, Dua Lipa’s choice

[Hayden Thomas @haydentthomas]

Sitting here feeling depressed that is dark at 5 PM. Refusing to acknowledge that the fact that I am also listening to @DonovanWoods could be contributing