angelica pickles

the only blue im backing is culver’s

[angelica pickles @haydles]

testing my intuition via a game of bullshit

[angelica pickles @haydles]

Jalen Brunson is palpably virgoan he always looks like someone just asked him the stupidest question of his life

[angelica pickles @haydles]

walking around nyc today lowkey feels like spirit day at school

[cooly @cooly___fooly]

I’ll kill everyone on LinkedIn

[angelica pickles @haydles]

Chiefs defense def taking 6mg zyns. probably peppermint.

[angelica pickles @haydles]

do you ever think about who’s going to inherit your hard drive

[angelica pickles @haydles]

when I get home after going out I have no choice but to Toil Around

[angelica pickles @haydles]

yes I will make a big deal about hosting Christmas Eve bc I’ve realized all of the joy I experienced as a child is the unrecognized domestic labor of the women in my family OKAY

[pj @pjayevans]

My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.

[chappell trap house @carlymattox]

anyway some better photos of the American south by Sally Mann, Justin Hardiman, Virginia Hanusik, Brendan Burton:

[angelica pickles @haydles]

discussing our most unwoke opinion at the company holiday party after a few cocktails, surely nothing is gonna go wrong here

[angelica pickles @haydles]

“heal your gut” actually give me a gun

[‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ @sighswoon]

Life is very spiritual and insane

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

Baby Boomers don’t want to spend time with their grandchildren they want to buy ranch houses in frequent hurricane paths that they don’t need to worry about the resale value on

[local misandrist lesbian @eringobraghIess]

self care is buying 4 days worth of king gizz tickets for next summer

[angelica pickles @haydles]

yeah I’m def aging bc why does cottage cheese have such a chokehold on me. Who tf am I???? Nixon???

[angelica pickles @haydles]

everyone needs to relax as if we aren’t shoveling zyns into our mouths….that payday will come..b patient…

[Larry @LongOnlyLarry]

Not getting in on this one will haunt me for at least a year

[angelica pickles @haydles]

i love living in a time where women can’t get pain meds for the gyno but men get full on goon caves

[angelica pickles @haydles]

most tracked flight rn is a Spirit flight simply going around the hurricane. Nothing can stop a girls trip to Miami 💋

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

weed when it was illegal vs weed now