Sam Albright

ku alum • CO 📍

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Every day I wonder why no one thinks like this

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

“They were careless people… they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

It gets harder every day waking up in a country where I am surrounded by so many hateful, cruel, and stupid people whose only goal in life is to make the lives of anyone they see as different more difficult.

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

it’s genuinely insane how bad everything is

[dani @__daniellle__]

just watched the season finale of tsitp

#TheSummerlTurnedPretty #tsitp3

[Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_]

Everyday we get new announcements of Trump’s cabinet picks and this what I picture those meetings looking like

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

This is genuinely how life feels today

[jess @enchantedjess13]

so cool to see a powerful foreign leader like the queen of genovia make an endorsement

[Chiara @chiarafer24]

we waited 2 years for Bridgerton season 3 and then we finished the first part in one day
#BridgertonS3 #Bridgerton

[🔮 Christopher 🔮 @LeChristopherAG]

Few sounds make me happier than the little taps of a pet's claws as they trot on a hardwood floor.

[trevy @chillextremist]

Shoutout to target balls not sure what their whole deal is but I respect it

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Not to be a Halloween Scrooge but I don’t like that everyone uses stencils to carve their pumpkins now. Jack-o-lanterns are supposed to be extremely unimpressive. You should have a vision in your head and then not be able to execute it. That’s what Halloween is all about.

[trash jones @jzux]

“those tattoos will make it harder to get a job” ok well so will my personality

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

“I’ll take a shot if you take one with me”

Us

[nick @itdependstbh]

i need to be underneath one of these so fucking bad right now like you don’t understand

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Nobody:
Me looking at how pretty the moon is

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

"this is the skin of a killer, bella"