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[Hayley @hayleycrews]

@DrSulzer 🤓

[sydney thornton @soelsister]

rapunzel was kept in almost total social isolation for the entirety of her adolescence while raised by a deceitful, selfish, & manipulative conwoman. she should have been completely incapable of developing a relationship with Flynn rider. in this essay I will

[kelly @kelllicopter]

why is my skin breaking out? is it because of my poor diet or the fact that i barely drink water and have a terrible sleep schedule???? no,,, that can’t be it,,,,,, must be the face wash i’m using

[Josh Dance @JoshDance]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much?

Gov’t: You figure it out.

Me: Cool, so I'll just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Nope! We know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[relatable @byreIatable]

normal heart rate:
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heart rate when you get a notification saying your exam has been graded:
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[lemonlime @emmeline77]

No one:

California Agricultural Check:

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howdy. i'm the sheriff of Fruit

[ave @Avery_Stanton2]

People always complain about how sensitive this generation is but let’s not forget that there’s still a generation of people that get offended by the holes in your jeans.

[Hayley @hayleycrews]

@D_Bake8 @ericloos94

[USUHealth&Wellness @USU_health]

We learn First Aid to help aid in times of physical distress and emergency. The same principle can be applied to provided aid in times of mental distress and emergency. Register for a FREE Mental Health First Aid Course this Friday, March 22nd at our Kaysville campus!

[poletic kate @poetickate]

im getting a german shepherd and naming it dieter

someone stop me

#generalconference

[Shauna Maxwell @Shaunaannmax]

5 love languages
1. Acts of Service: Would you like me to pick you up Chipotle
2. Quality Time: would you like to go to Chipotle w/ me
3. Words of affirmation: This Chipotle is so good
4. Gifts: I bought you Chipotle
5. Physical touch: The touch of a burrito on my lips

[/ / M A R I A / / @TheDovichiCode]

Be an informed voter. Educate yourself on the issues. Read/listen to news stories from both sides. Research the topics you care most about. Form your own opinions based on what you've learned, not a party alliance or what someone told you to believe. https://t.co/9UY7Hl9A21

[allymarie @_AllyTsiatsos]

rt x 1708395

[Utah State University @USUAggies]

Thanks for the visit, @utahjazz
#AggieAllTheWay

[Hayley @hayleycrews]

@jayyliss follow this up with recommendations! I need a natural deodorant that keeps me from smelling like a troll halfway through the day

[poletic kate @poetickate]

in ghana, the church leaders leave the sacrament trays out overnight when there is a storm to fill the cups

so on sunday they can say that they’ve literally blessed the rains down in africa

[jaybaybay ♡ @jayyliss]

I go to smiths once a day and I still have nothing to eat.

[sydney thornton @soelsister]

for my 24th birthday I want to blow out 24 candles but have them be 24 brand new volcano candles