hazel grace

the official mom friend / stand-up comedian

[hazel grace @hazelgwhite]

Thanks Santa

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Hozier is an unmatched, otherworldly talent. Every song so carefully crafted and every lyric so deeply meaningful. Put this man’s pen in a museum

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Justice for Paul revere

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Happy and excited to finally announce that I DO sort of look like Lin Manuel Miranda. I’ve spent many long nights thinking about how to finally tell you this, and I think this is the best way. I will be taking no further questions and am looking forward to moving on with my life

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Protect trans kids 💪

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Quick explainer video that tackles…
1)    Timeline questions
2)    Logan canon
3)    MCU FAQ
4)    Whether we can do this all day or not

[out of context arrested development @casualarrested]

Happy Mother’s Day ❤️

[out of context john mulaney @nocontxtmulaney]

the horse has now officially left the hospital

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

maybe i should check out this zoo

[Hayden. @yruhayden]

DO NOT VOTE FOR KANYE WEST— it’s a tactic to get millennials to split democratic votes away from Biden so MAGA can get 4 more years in. We all know Kanye and Trump are homies, don’t be stupid and give them what they want.

[chaunci @inthehood_16]

Arizona is a swing state this election boys and girls! and an important one at that!! make sure you’re registered to vote, educate yourselves, and if the last 3 years with this monster has made you sick to your stomach go VOTE!

[RubMor @QBruby]

Director: So this movie will be about a Boston...

Mark Wahlberg: I'll do it

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Tell your friends to join you for a virtual breakfast date with these #ParksAndRec backgrounds. 🍴

[pj @pjayevans]

thinking about the semi truck meats from walmart for the tigers

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Self-care means committing arson, getting an ankle tattoo, and wearing increasingly absurd disguises in an attempt to steal the Baudelaire fortune

[elisa 🌹 @affolegato]

HOZIER SANG A COVER OF TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS....HELP