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Man Utd | Football Yapper.

[T E X @hazelnutex]

ngemeng2 soal what if nya united sih kalau disebutin satu2 bakalan banyak banget jd gw sekalian ingat2 yang cukup ikonik selain abang sadio mane yang hari ini ultah.

disclaimer dl ini berdasarkan ingatan gw dan apa yg sempat gw baca jd kalau keliru bs dikoreksi abang2ku

1. ronaldinho (2003)
menurut gw ini yang paling ikonik. united udah deal sama PSG, Sir Alex udah pede banget, tinggal tanda tangan. tapi di menit akhir, sandro rosell (barca) dateng dan ngebajak kesepakatan itu.

maybe dan maybe kalau ronaldinho join, mungkin kita gak bakal liat cristiano ronaldo di mu. karena konon katanya, ronaldo baru dibeli gara-gara united gagal dapet ronaldinho.

2. arjen robben (2004)
robben udah sempet mampir ke carrington, udah keliling lapangan sama sir alex. mu nawarin £5 juta, psv minta £10 juta. united gamau, chelsea dateng bayar tunai.

3. zinedine zidane (1996)
Sir Alex sebenernya udah ditawarin buat rekrut zidane dari bordeaux. tapi Sir Alex nolak karena takut kedatangan zidane bakal ganggu posisi dan pengaruh eric cantona di tim.

cantona sama zidane di satu tim sih mungkin sj buat kita dominasi eropa jauh sebelum tahun 1999 wkwk.

4. jude bellingham (2020)
united udah ajak jude keliling carrington, bahkan minta Sir Alex buat nemuin dia biar dia tertarik join, tapi jude milih dortmund buat dapet menit main.

united bisa aja punya gelandang terbaik dunia untuk 10-15 tahun ke depan. lini tengah mu sekarang mungkin gak bakal sebingung ini kalau ada jude yang super versatile. bruno jude casemiro 😮‍💨

ada lagi ga yang ikonik selain itu ?

[Cityzens +62 @cityzens62]

@hazelnutex salah satu 'what if' nya emyu ya😌

[T E X @hazelnutex]

gapernah kebayang ini bakal kejadian di klub gua sumpahhh, udah jago nipuu skrg 🤣

[United Peoples TV @unitedpeoplestv]

£83M.. how on earth. 😅

[T E X @hazelnutex]

@erseee_ akhirnya dipimpin sm orang2 yang ngerti sepakbola modern 🙏🏻

[T E X @hazelnutex]

@SiaranBolaLive Otewe jadi baleba lagi nih

[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

I just feel like Manchester United era of dominance is about to start

[T E X @hazelnutex]

@NoushardMUFC Tonali and Baleba 🫠

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@Cantonadevils its 2026 and say leao isnt a bad player 🫠

[T E X @hazelnutex]

@NoushardMUFC we arent transition team, we all mature enough to know when to attack with patient and when to go direct quickly. rigid football is gone. everytime in the game has the phase, just adapt to the phase.

[T E X @hazelnutex]

@NoushardMUFC 2026 and still talking nonsense like proper number 6

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@id_unitedtrst @JacobsBen @SimplyUtd angkut, biar idup sisi kiri kita

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@unitedattackID semis sabi sih

[T E X @hazelnutex]

@bethTmufc Ndiaye

[T E X @hazelnutex]

@UtdBloke_ Munoz, Timber, and Porro better than him

[Jonathan Ross @thejonnyross]

I never heard of Vidic when we signed him.
I never heard of Schmeichel when we signed him.
Who was Ronaldo when we signed him?

Good luck Ederson! 🔴⚪⚫

[The United Tribune @utdtribune]

Signing big name players has never worked for #MUFC.

We need to sign quality, HUMBLE, players.

If players are at a level anywhere near eachother, character becomes the defining factor.

Trust me🩸

[T E X @hazelnutex]

@UTDFade @lauriewhitwell ineos gabakal ngambil sih dan itu lebih baik

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@MartienBall Illman Ndiaye or Summerville

[Marcó Alcaraz @MarcoAlcaraz_]

Manchester United will only pursue players who want to join them, as Mbeumo and Cunha did. In my opinion, that’s the right approach, bringing in players who are eager to wear the red shirt and willing to give everything for the club. #MUFC board are clear on this approach.

[T E X @hazelnutex]

@UtdFaithfuls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Oneonone1111 dari jaman kapan berita kek gini, udh trust issue sm glazer dr dl

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@United_Area7 @Glongari lebih2 dikiit sih gapapa ya, potensial bgt soalnya