John Smith

[Siqi Chen @blader]

wait what

how does the first lady of china

speak better american

than the first lady of america

[Larry Sabato @LarrySabato]

This is a killer ad. If Hamilton defeats Marshall for Senate in Kansas, include it in your analysis.

[Who Was That Masked Man?🇺🇸🦅 @WasMasked]

@atrupar

[#Anonymous @TheStripesGirl]

HOW IS THIS OK?

[John Smith @HazyPhloyd]

@SlabBaconBP @uscfan981 @td_nash Ok, I will. I’m packing my stupid Dead references up and going where the weather suits my clothes... Going down the road feeling bad, probably.

[John Smith @HazyPhloyd]

@SlabBaconBP @uscfan981 @td_nash 😃 I’m not a hippie, homie. Go outside and have a nice day. And play 5/8/77 by the Dead. I listened to it today on the golf course. Strangers stopping strangers and shit.

[John Smith @HazyPhloyd]

@SlabBaconBP @uscfan981 @td_nash You seem like a lot of fun to be around.

[John Smith @HazyPhloyd]

@SlabBaconBP @uscfan981 @td_nash Again, he needed protecting. You failed a legend.
I hope the next baby Jesus never shows up on your doorstep.

[John Smith @HazyPhloyd]

@SlabBaconBP @uscfan981 @td_nash Look, man. I haven’t deduced anything- especially in my pants- since that one road trip when I was livin’ on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine. 😀

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

“Jesus doesn’t hear the prayers of those who wage war.” — Pope Leo XIV

[John Smith @HazyPhloyd]

@SlabBaconBP @uscfan981 @td_nash We need to find and protect that roomie.

[Tony Hernandez @toekneehrnandez]

@atrupar

[Dominik Hasek @hasek_dominik]

Due to the public stance of Russian citizen Ovechkin, the NHL has become—and remains—a massive advertisement for Russia's imperialist war. The current state of the NHL is prolonging the war, resulting in far more people being killed and maimed. How much longer will the United…

[John Smith @HazyPhloyd]

@hasek_dominik Damn, Dom! You’re still the best!
(Also, you singed my ticket stub when you played the Caps in DC around 2000. Thanks!!!)

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

The reason God gave us the Internet,... was so this video about Lauren Boebert,... could be retweeted until everyone in America has seen it at least once:

[Jim. Yellow Dog Democrat @CommentOnTWLB]

Sorta sums it up, doesn’t it?

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

He’s got a point!

[El Jeffe @jeffstanbury1]

@HazyPhloyd @Smuphy Check out NEVER TEAR US APART (INXS) (4:41) from 2012-08-03 by My Morning Jacket on @relistenapp https://t.co/J33txTMEGX

[John Smith @HazyPhloyd]

@Smuphy @jeffstanbury1 Is there a link? Please 🙏

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

To this day, I still don’t understand why people are afraid of this man. Just look at him.