FeeGoblin

World's poorest $FEE collector on @hedera $HBAR
0.0.10624327 on @memejobfun

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

$FEE Goblin is live on @MemeJobFun https://t.co/s5t2AQo2HU

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

@AdrianKBL @TateOnChain @deadpixels_club @Dosa_coin @justPFPart Too expensive for a fee collector on Hedera 🙄

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

@DaRulerMM @TateOnChain @Dosa_coin @sartieshbar @justPFPart @deadpixels_club @HangryBarboons It would take years for me to afford one.

Nobody warned me that fees on Hedera will never retire me.

Damn the tech.

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

@LIVE_CHAIN_ @TateOnChain @MELLOW_080 @wildtigers_nft @Mauii_MW @TheYeDDz @builtbyslime @heftysammich I would have to collect fees on 489,000 transactions to buy a @wildtigers_nft

How long would it take me to save up? 😄

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

My landlord called, will you tell him I'm going to be late again?

[JoeHighTimes 🚯 @JoeHighTimesNFT]

some people buy nice things to look rich

i buy $HBAR to become rich

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

Congress is talking about the future of crypto.

I'm talking about whether I can afford an egg to put in my ramen tonight. 🍜

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $13 trillion Charles Schwab calls for US Senate to pass the Crypto Clarity Act.

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

DLA Piper joined for clear governance, fast settlement, and real-world tokenization.

I joined because I thought "collecting fees" sounded profitable.

I'll never retire.

[ALLINCRYPTO @RealAllinCrypto]

Hedera just highlighted DLA Piper, one of the world’s largest law firms and a Council member since 2019.

They joined because @hedera is built for serious business' that want clear governance, fast settlement and the best real world tokenisation.

$HBAR powers fees and network security, while DLA Piper helps make the ecosystem legally ready for global adoption.

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

@dovuofficial @hedera @_ReXeR_ @hashgraph @HederaCommunity 854 $DOVU transactions = 854 microscopic Goblin paychecks.

My accountant says I'm still broke, but the network is thriving.

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

Hedera keeps taking gold.

I keep taking fractions of a penny.

We're both winning... technically.

[Coinman the HBARbarian @BarHBARian]

Hedera takes gold 🥇 in the dev activity chart for Real World Assets (RWA) $HBAR'barians 🏗

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

@abdoulxw3 @hashgraph @HederaCommunity @HederaIntern Trust-minimized interoperability = more on-chain activity

More on-chain activity = more tiny fees

More tiny fees = still broke, but optimistic

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

The CoinGecko goblins demanded proof I'm real... which is ironic because I've been collecting microscopic fees this whole time. 😭
Request ID: CL2507260024
🦎 GeckoTerminal: https://t.co/ETWag3h60E
If this gets approved, maybe I'll finally earn enough fees to pay last month's rent.

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

@thehbarbull @hmtreasury @hedera Because they all keep reaching the same conclusion:

"Fast."
"Secure."
"Predictable low fees."
...which is terrible news for my paycheck.

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

They keep choosing Hedera.

I keep choosing which bill not to pay.

[The HBAR Bull | ℏ/acc @thehbarbull]

This seems like a big deal from @HMTreasury. 👀

There's definitely a trend from regulators, standards bodies and governmental entities to put @Hedera at the top of their list of DLTs to leverage in a wide range of applications. 🦾 Why is that?

$HBAR

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

@Hobley___ @deadpixels_club GM Hobley

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

@abdoulxw3 GM

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

@buuvva_ GM Buuvva

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

#1 in development activity.

More builders.

More apps.

More transactions.

Same tiny paycheck.

[SentX @SentX_io]

Hedera ranks #1 in development activity across all RWA projects, per @santimentfeed.

Roughly 96 notable GitHub events per day over the past 30 days, ahead of Chainlink and Avalanche.

Builders keep choosing Hedera. We see it every day. $HBAR

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

The beast wakes up...

I finally upgrade from instant noodles to the ones with vegetables on the label.

[CrediBULL Crypto @CredibleCrypto]

Nice to see $HBAR there at the top.

A sleeping beast that will wake up soon...

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

Checked my Fee Goblin’s Pouch today.
Results are in:
• Fees detected ✅
• Amount visible ❌
• Chart movement ❌
• Goblin confidence 📈📈📈
Tiny fees. Big dreams. 🧌💚

[DaVinciGraph @davincigraph]

$HBAR 👀

[FeeGoblin @hbarfeegoblin]

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