Helen Bee Greener

Human megaphone. Lover not a fighter. Hug it out.

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

Best game of chase, ever 😆

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

this is an uncomfortably specific number of horses

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Time to go to bed and have a quick think about your entire life until morning.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to vacuum” for the past two weeks.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me (angrier than i’ve ever been in my entire life): no worries, all good!

[Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston]

my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera

[Aaron Schmit @theaaronschmit]

My girlfriend animated her 2021 mood and honestly? Same.

[Johnny Oberg @JohnOberg]

So sweet! Some of the first moments of this hen’s new life after being rescued from a factory farm by Haidy Mansfield. 🙏

She's never seen sunlight or grass before. Factory farms don't provide those basics.

RT to celebrate her freedom! 🧡

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

If Eurovision goes ahead this year, can we just have fun songs? Right now, we don't need some moody lad power-ballading with his shirt unbuttoned. I want ska from somebody dressed as a cow. A techno banger about dating a martian. Unicycles. Glitter all over the place. Chaos.

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

*Stares at wall*

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

My therapist: Are you ever worried that-

Me: Yes

[Helen Bee Greener @hbeegreen]

Only 79 days 'til Christmas! I can smell the chestnuts already. And so I present you with @BritishWireless' Christmas cards. All proceeds will go towards helping #blind & partially sighted people across the UK at a particularly isolating time.
Thank you.💛https://t.co/4YFi50xm7d

[Helen Bee Greener @hbeegreen]

@andypertmhs Thanks! Much appreciated. And that’s a firm no from Steve. 😂

[Helen Bee Greener @hbeegreen]

I'm going to be entirely Sober this October, raising funds for Macmillan Cancer Support. Any and all support would be very welcome. To donate visit:
https://t.co/rAD5Zjr8gN
Thank you and a big (non-alcoholic) cheers!